Death Metal Porn

Death Metal Porn

My 2nd favorite music video of all time, right after this ONE lolz.

1,889,643 03.20.09 admin Bizarre
Shit Pornstars Say 2

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]

2,437,310 11.03.16 Various LULZ
I Pwn3d Your Virginity

I Pwn3d Your Virginity

The skeptics will have a field day with this one.. but try to have faith. It makes for a better fap session. Trust me. Full video available HERE.

4,972,377 01.29.11 admin Virgins
Spank That Pussy

Spank That Pussy

Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

1,820,808 06.08.08 admin Beef Curtains
Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Using some sort of futuristic device stolen off the set of Stargate SG-1, this woman's clitoris is vibrated into an orgasmic oblivion. Imagine if the lead characters of both The Exorcist and I Am Sam were delicately molded into one - this woman is what you'd get. More HERE!

5,927,839 11.10.10 admin Orgasms
sAdisTic DJ sEtS girL on FIRE!

sAdisTic DJ sEtS girL on FIRE!

Apparently this is common in the grottos of Nigeria. I'm not so sure about it's entertainment value though. Some will look at this and see the peak of female empowerment... all I see is a barbecue even Homer fucking Simpson himself would've RSVP to.

1,037,191 08.19.17 TG WTF
How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

A hilarious short story about the prettiest ogre girl from the little village of Mordor... She was looking for her big break but instead she was left with only $250, a butt load of pain and a mouth full of grossness... Me gusta? [sauce]

8,668,268 05.10.15 TG Painal
MAKE THE BITCH BLEED!!

MAKE THE BITCH BLEED!!

Take one mildly attractive girl, put her in an amateur bare knuckle fight against an angry ogre woman and the results are just as expected. This is fight porn if I've ever seen it, and the money shot is bloody!

2,695,090 05.05.15 Felony Fights Fights
The Living Legend: FUCKMEAT

The Living Legend: FUCKMEAT

There's a thin line between trailer park erotica, and soul-deep emotional trauma. Where that line exists I don't know... but judging by the amount of dollar store tattoos I'm seeing on that body, I'd say this human Hindenburg sure as fuck does. SONG [HERE] MESSAGE HER [HERE]

1,219,032 09.10.17 EF WTF
Anally Destroying a Mentally Disturbed Teenager

Anally Destroying a Mentally Disturbed Teenager

This whole glorious scene is a beautiful train wreck and I can't fucking wait to hear a epic drum and bass remix of this. :) Full Scene (Mandy): HERE. [Remix #1] [Remix #2]

6,500,598 05.21.15 TG LULZ
Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.

2,565,277 03.22.17 Anonymous Cuckold
Cuck Has Second Thoughts

Cuck Has Second Thoughts

He finally decided it was time to let his wife try fucking a black dude... just once. He even films it so they can look back on this special moment. Good call because half way through he starts getting wet feet about the whole 'stranger fucking my wife' thing. SONG.

4,567,713 04.09.16 TG Cuckold
Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

This is pretty fucked up... and awesome! Mom is so supportive of her pornstar daughter, I'm surprised she didn't bring everyone snacks. Full Scene HERE.

4,983,930 11.29.14 Duran Bizarre
African Sex Rituals

African Sex Rituals

These insane sex rituals are from actual documentaries which later inspired "Cannibal Holocaust". I gotta warn you, this gets pretty disturbing and then it gets worse... and worse. ENJOY!

2,393,177 09.15.16 Various AIDS
Porn Newbz Anal Fail

Porn Newbz Anal Fail

Former ISIS member with gigantic, fake wonky tits does her first porn shoot ever and she's about to learn pornography isn't all smiles and blowjobs. Nope. Sometimes it's about butt-plugs and pain. :) Full Scene HERE.

6,659,360 12.15.14 Steve Porn Bloopers
When in Thailand...

When in Thailand...

Dave Corey snapchatted his Bangkok vacation experience with a ladyboy. Corey is now a living legend.

3,049,025 09.12.16 Anonymous Tranny
It’s more fun in the Philippines

It’s more fun in the Philippines

This is all but guaranteed to escalate any stereotype you've been lead to believe about the capital of chlamydia. Don't be misled by this man's apathy: Your love of being blood tested more than Charlie Sheen begins here and now.

1,648,704 07.30.17 Ronald Hookers
The Giggliest Girl in Porn

The Giggliest Girl in Porn

There's 3 things that simply no longer exist in my world: 1.) pornography induced erections 2.) positive feedback on my 'this is what a feminist looks like' tee and 3.) dinners at P.F. Changs that do NOT result in 1st degree burns to my anus. This vid solved 2 outta 3. FULL VIDEO HERE.

7,037,207 04.17.13 Stryfe LULZ
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

3,909,951 08.28.16 Duran Painal
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

7,668,705 01.25.12 Dylan LULZ
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