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Not In My Pooper

Initially she makes it pretty clear that she doesn't want anything in her ass. But our hero Johnny Cock Rocket uses the powers of persuasion and before you know it he's making sweet love to her festering cornhole. Not exactly fap worthy but if you're like me you'll fap anyway.

2,371,182 views 05/27/08 Amateur

He Cums In 5 Seconds Flat

His girlfriend doesn't sound too happy about his poor performance between her legs. They have anesthetic creams that work wonders for premature ejaculation. I'd say buy some.

2,340,880 views 05/20/08 Premature

It Wont Go Any Deeper

Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

1,511,231 views 05/19/08 Insertions

Light Bulb Pussy

This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

1,029,371 views 05/17/08 Insertions

Hotdog Down A Hallway

There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

1,445,575 views 05/08/08 Insertions

How To Eat Pussy

Fuck, I remember downloading this video off of Napster back in 1999. It taught me the pussy eating skills that I have today and is directly responsible for dozens of sexually satisfied BBW's worldwide.

2,514,001 views 05/06/08 Orgasms

It Wont Fit

No matter how hard he tries, his cock just wont fit in her ass. Just do what I do, use full force and if you hear a shriek then you know you're in.

2,441,870 views 05/04/08 Amateur

22 Year Old Loses His Virginity

He's 22 and still a virgin so his father put all his pennies together and bought his son a hooker for his birthday... a present weighing in at 200 pounds.

2,106,535 views 05/03/08 Virgins

Free Blowjobs At Rap Concert

I'm afraid it would take a lot more than a free blowjob to get me to sit through that shitty ass concert. I'm talkin ass 2 mouth at the very least.

2,253,058 views 05/02/08 Public

Girls Should Never Go To This Club

I wonder how much these male dancers make. Getting paid to strip girls naked sounds like the job I was born for.

3,276,248 views 04/17/08 Groped

Making Porno Is Fun

These silly gooses take a short break from fucking and sucking to have a little lulz on set, because even pornstars need to have lulz every now and then.

1,805,227 views 04/09/08 Fail

Your Vagina Is Leaking

The cameraman is right. It does look like cottage cheese. I think I'm gonna puke.

1,432,039 views 03/31/08 Bizarre

Insecure Slut Tries Anal

This housewife expresses concern about shit getting on her husbands cock as they try anal for the 1st time. I wouldn't worry much, ATM solves everything.

2,232,444 views 03/06/08 Amateur

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

1,481,032 views 03/04/08 Insertions

Mom Interrupts Fuck Session

Some parents that were supposed to be gone for the weekend came home early only to discover that their office is being used for an amateur porn shoot!

3,612,665 views 03/03/08 Amateur

The Conesquences Of Being A Slut

The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probally outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. I guess being a slut isn't always profitable! She doesn't even notice the prolapse happen lol.

2,316,226 views 03/02/08 Prolapse

Spring Break Slut Gets Angry

Look at her go, sucking every cock in sight! But when one of the boys grabs on her titties, she turns into a raging ginger whore. She wants to bite his cock off.

2,504,554 views 02/26/08 Public

Stripper Attacked By Granny

I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.

2,772,075 views 02/24/08 Strippers

Oh My God

This marks the return of the emotional orgasm slut, my personal favorite. Nothing excites me more than watchin that black sausage destroy her ivory cooter.

3,057,823 views 02/20/08 Orgasms

She Looks Really Bored

Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.

2,236,896 views 02/15/08 LULZ
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