Ratchet Compilation 2K17

Ratchet Compilation 2K17

Another edition of ratchet sex tape fails featuring hood rat stuff like fire alarms with dying batteries, one lopsided illegal butt implant and other ghetto stuff.

1,753,551 01.26.17 Various Ghetto
Chaturbate Threesome Leads to Fight

Chaturbate Threesome Leads to Fight

This self-titled pimp from Arkansas goes by "Mrlongstroke2015" and today he has invited two ratchets over for a threesome show. One problem: the girls just beat him up. LOLOLOL. (he quit camming after this)

1,570,362 12.14.15 Mrlongstroke2015 Fights
Banned From Arby's 4 Lyfe

Banned From Arby's 4 Lyfe

After popping a molly (or 5) and getting fucked with a lawn chair, this girl realizes her dreams of being on worldstar are within grasp and totally goes for it. IMHO not worth the lifetime of shame without curly fries and roast beef.

2,962,119 10.23.15 Anonymous Amateur
Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual

Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual

Mike Tyson and Beetlejuice's retarded love child attempts to prove to the world via social media that his GF is in fact a girl. I'm not entirely convinced, seeing that her penis is larger than mine.

1,819,213 03.16.15 Anonymous Mildly Retarded
I Got A Husband

I Got A Husband

From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!

2,151,038 02.28.15 Anonymous Amateur
The Ratchet Compilation [2]

The Ratchet Compilation [2]

Another edition featuring triflin' ass hoes, hood rats of all kinds and a singing crack head with erectile problems. They call him Uncle Jim and he can do any unskilled miscellaneous task for the low-low.

2,074,931 07.20.14 Xxx9yoloswag420xxXx LULZ
BUT DADDY IT HURTS!

BUT DADDY IT HURTS!

Backpage's finest goes by "daddy's baby anal queen" and she aspires for greatness via her butthole. The only problem is she hates anal and her possibly worm-infested colon is so tight, it's like trying to fit an elephant in a safeway bag. Full Scene HERE.

2,445,260 03.26.14 Kevin LULZ
Ratchet Sex Tape Fails

Ratchet Sex Tape Fails

Ratchet is what you get if a "ghetto hood rat" and a "chicken head" have a fatherless child that becomes a stripper or aspiring rapper with Tupac quotes for tattoo's and eight ratchet kids of their own. More ratchet amateurs HERE.

1,785,533 11.18.13 Various LULZ
Rejected... LIKE A BOSS

Rejected... LIKE A BOSS

Dude gets mega blue-balled after his water-buffalo of a girlfriend bails on him mid-coitus, leaving him and his lukewarm boner on a curb in downtown Newcastle. He deals with rejection the same way I dealt with the intro to season 2 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch..... FAP.

3,437,189 07.19.12 Mathew Busted!
She Fucks Moolionairs

She Fucks Moolionairs

Fangirl shits pinecones after overhearing pornstar Brian Pumper refer to her as a 'bitch'. Blows are exchanged & shit gets ugly, but the real battle is all verbal, with ego-busting insults like "u think i wud tweet about u? I FUCK MOOLIONAIRES NIGGUH". Fucking brutal. Source be here.

2,428,460 05.15.12 TG LULZ
Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS

Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS

There's really nothing more emasculating than getting taunted over your sexual inadequacies, save for maybe your mom walking in on you as you spank it to Robin Williams in Jumanji. The point is... Jumanji is a great movie and unfairly disregarded.

2,582,851 04.02.12 TG LULZ
Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman

Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman

There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.

2,626,941 01.30.12 admin LULZ
Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS

Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS

I've never seen a man so content with having only lasted 24 seconds in the sack. His sexual prowess has the runtime of a Tampax commercial... and all he cares about is using his woman's rump roast as a bongo drum set. Bares some similarities to THIS efukt classic.

2,987,683 10.12.11 tg Premature
Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself

Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself

CHAIN REACTION: she gives a shitty blowjob > he retaliates by ejaculating in her mouth, (big no-no) > unexpected putrid jizz causes her to gag uncontrollably > heavy coughing puts pressure on already loose anus > splat, a Hershey Kiss is born. Similar videos HERE and HERE.

2,552,895 07.21.11 admin Hookers
Convicted Killer Hates Anal

Convicted Killer Hates Anal

Two years hard time for bashing some girls head in with a sledgehammer? No problem. Thirty seconds of anal sex? No fucking way. Ladies and gentlemen - I present you the enigma of Mexican-American whores. Download the full video HERE.

2,726,403 04.19.11 admin Painal
The Art Of Male Stripping

The Art Of Male Stripping

No more vids for a few days. This shit took all week to edit and now I've got a date with my neighbors cleaning lady. She's 18, dont hate. Already got advance tickets to Harry Potter 7. IMAX. Ultimate panty dropper.

2,542,823 11.18.10 admin Strippers
Balls Deep or GTFO

Balls Deep or GTFO

Buck Williams graciously gives the neighborhood tramp a second chance at riding his 12 inch chewbaca dong. Either her twat eats up every centimeter of his beefy balgonie or the bitch gets 86'ed for life and is replaced by a mythical broad named Jenneifer. Yeeeeep.

3,974,491 11.02.10 TG LULZ
He Cums Battery Acid

He Cums Battery Acid

This is classic. The last ho-bag in this comp literally goes from gagging on a load of rancid jizz to asking for tips on what to steal at the local Pepboys. Apparently the Purple Power degreaser she jacked last week isnt the hot ticket item she thought it out to be. LOL. Hundreds of more epic crackwhore videos HERE - all by the same guy.

2,202,685 10.24.10 admin LULZ
Attention Whore In Compton

Attention Whore In Compton

Fat assed black bitch gets swarmed by horndogs as she strolls through the neighborhood in a new swimsuit she jacked from Ross Dress For Less. At the 10 second mark you can hear someone say "yous so beautiful... I wanna cry". haha.

2,279,256 08.09.10 admin Groped
She HATES Blowjobs LOL

She HATES Blowjobs LOL

When you weigh as much as the couch you're nesting on... performing fellatio is practically considered "exercise". Naturally she's not a fan. What's special though is her mock enthusiasm right at the end. You can literally see calories being burned as she imitates the standard pornstar approach to sucking dick. It's mesmerizing.

2,001,052 06.27.10 Thomas LULZ
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