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Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix

This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way.

2,443,496 views 04/03/11 Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes Painal

Obnoxious Girl Is Obnoxious

She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.

4,892,486 views 03/29/11 WTF

Squirt Fail

A little KY Jelly, Egyptian cotton sheets, continuous stimulation of the G-Spot... what could possibly go wrong? I'll give you a hint.. it's shaped like a dodger dog, travels at high velocities and smells like that fat girl from Precious.

2,208,939 views 03/28/11 Fail

Gangbang Fail

A dozen black dudes slated to mass pummel a 90 pound Mexiho bring production to a halt after a fight breaks out on set. Unfortunately the camera is pointed down for much of the action, so in place of flying fists we see the donkey dicks of numerous men - many of whom continue to fap as they spectate.. which I find fucking hilarious.

3,362,369 views 03/17/11 Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes Fail

The BUSTED Compilation

Downside of being 26 and still living at home: everytime youre about to unload some nutsack chutney onto your GF's face., momma comes a knockin! And of course there's always the other end of the spectrum - mom's with foot long dongs but no time to use em.

5,056,952 views 03/14/11 Busted!

The Pink Taco

Up close look at a woman experiencing a clitoral orgasm, followed by some heavy vaginal contractions. Shit, I almost sound like a legitimate doctor. I wonder if anyone would take the bait if I made a craigslist post offering free gyno exams? College girls only.

2,468,611 views 03/12/11 Orgasms

Bukkake Fail

Everyone has a breaking point. Hers is 104 consecutive cumshots to the dome. Spill that much seed and she'll rage-quit your shoot and slam the fuck out of your doors like nobody's business. Some people just cant handle their calories.

2,656,609 views 03/09/11 Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes Fail

Derpy Derp Orgasmo Girl

Short compilation of Chloe Camilla's most over the top, ear deafening climaxes. I really wanna know... is this shit fake? or is it considered normal to perform half assed Taekwondo mid-orgasm?

3,798,607 views 03/07/11 Kink.com Orgasms

Damaged Goods

Director gets annoyed after discovering the star of his young/innocent themed porno flick is actually a post-crackwhorian guttertramp with a horrendous tattoo right where it counts. That's like casting Steven Segal in a drama about terminally ill lesbians. Some things you just cant pull off, no matter how big your ponytail is.

3,286,243 views 03/04/11 Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes Fail

Fuck Me Like You're Mad

Trashy blonde high off Febreeze channels some standard white-woman rape fanatasies through her dearly beloved Cletus, with the help of an industrial strength Afro dildo. But the real trophy here isnt her orgasm. It's his. Herpa derp, double time.

3,753,444 views 03/01/11 Orgasms

Bukakke Shoot Turns Violent

White dude assaulted by real life pimp after cutting in line at a bukkake fuckfest. Consequences will never be the same. This is actually filmed by the same crew that made headlines in 08 after being robbed at gun point on the set of another bukkake shoot. They film some crazy shit.

3,521,429 views 02/23/11 Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes Fights

Hey Mikey, She HATES It

Curly Sue gets an afternoon snack - one hefty load of farm-fresh cock custard blasted directly into the esophagus, compliments of the house. Let's just say she's less than appreciative.

2,652,666 views 02/23/11 Gag Factor LULZ

Mission Impossible: Dont Cum

Goofy motherfucker works feverishly to prevent his pudding pop from premature eruption, and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few self inflicted cock slaps and more breaks than a Mexican landscaper.

5,367,103 views 02/14/11 Premature

Gangbanged Into Orgasmic Bliss

The sound of interracial lovemaking with Metallica blairing in the backdrop. It's not exactly easy on the ears but if you manage to watch it all the way through... this bitch has a pretty epic chewbaca-like orgasm. just at the end.

3,251,623 views 02/10/11 Orgasms

Stink Palm

She-beast pulls a scratch n sniff in the middle of class, likely a misguided effort to relive last night's chimichangas. Once is relatively harlmess but a double dipper? Look at her fuckin drool. Lunch break aint till noon ya dirty bitch.

1,920,423 views 02/10/11 LULZ

Big Meaty Balls

He's got a 7 inch penis. You know what that means? He's fuckin John Stamos of the internet. And what better way to assert your superiority than to beat off on camera while talkin dirty in your finest batman voice? You da man.

1,794,027 views 02/10/11 LULZ

Nice Smile

and suddenly im out of compliments.

1,281,965 views 02/08/11

Creampie Fail

8 ounces of negro boner brew emptied directly into the cunt gutter. Classy. Problem is.. when time comes to expel the cream filling, an off-menu item plops out along with it. Camerawoman goes completely mute after realizing wtf she's just filmed. Hilarious.

4,088,427 views 01/29/11 Fail

Intellectual Fail

Dude's boner flatlines after getting bitched out, mid-fuck, by some uppity black slut that cant even handle a love tap. From there on it's a war of words and lemme tell you... this dumbfuck doesnt know many. Literally 2 and a half sentences into it and she's already facepalm'ed the fuck out.

2,784,765 views 01/20/11 Fail

Priceless O-Face

Another one of those videos where some pornstar is left flopping around like Terri Schiavo on speed after experiencing the Optimus Prime of all orgasms. This chick takes it a step further, introducing Human Bobblehead Mode at the 1:55 mark. All sorts of awesome.

4,889,687 views 01/09/11 Device Bondage Ridiculous Orgasms
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