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Guess What She Ate For Lunch

I'll give you a hint - it's a vegetable that shares it's name with an incredibly shitty nu metal band whose fans always wear black nail polish and amazingly have smaller penises than myself (sub 3.75 inches). This is too easy.

1,818,946 views 03/08/09 LULZ

A Kodak Moment

Sisters on the left and right. Mommy in the middle. And a white washed Tay Zonday in the back. Lovin it.

765,332 views 03/06/09

Would You Fuck Her?

Dope product placement.

1,364,584 views 03/06/09

Soccer Mom

Whenever she makes the unfortunate decision to reproduce, I bet you the doctors in the delivery room will just have her stand up and let gravity take it's course. The little fucker will fall right out.

1,997,382 views 03/02/09 Insertions

LOL I Caught You

I caught my ex-girlfriend masturbating once after months of reconnaissance. At first I was all like "HAHA I finally caught you! Yussss!".... but then it occured to me - she rather fuck a piece of plastic than sleep with me. What a fucking insult.

3,879,684 views 02/28/09 Busted!

Butthole Obliteration

If Twitter was popular in 2009, a social media campaign could have made this a serious case for Depends Undergarment's first official sponsor of an amateur porn video. I consider it a lost opportunity really.

1,505,852 views 02/25/09 Painal

Cleanup On Orifice Number 1

This is a fetish known as 'cuckold cleanup'. Usually it involves a closet homosexual who gets off on pimpin his wife out to random strangers. Often the husband will sit in the corner and actually videotape as his significant other gets pounded by foreign cock. Once the creampie has been injected, it's like 'all you can eat' night at Red Lobster. Yum yum eat em up.

1,603,836 views 02/21/09 Cuckold

Mystery Meat

There's been much debate as to whether this is in fact a woman or just a post-op tranny. I feel these detailed photos will help you reach your own conclusions.

1,683,230 views 02/19/09 Gallery

Mrs. Gapey

A little bit closer plz, I wanna see last nights dinner.

508,556 views 02/14/09

Let Yo Dick Swang

I wonder how often he accidentally breaks a girls nose doing all that high speed cock slapping? or does that only happen when the bitch stiffs him on his much deserved dollar tip?

1,653,483 views 02/11/09 Strippers

Church Of Goatse

Someone photoshop a prolapse in there for me.

720,829 views 02/10/09

Zombie Tits

I suppose titty fucking is out of the question?

766,553 views 02/10/09

I Wouldn't Shake Her Hand

But I would stick it in her ass, assuming her clean-up measures for urban number 2's are slightly more sanitary than what's displayed in this video.

1,535,756 views 02/09/09 Bizarre

Stifler's Mom

Improved with age.

817,785 views 02/07/09

Party Time

Wonder how this one ended...

1,414,411 views 02/07/09

Officer Jackoff

He thinks his turn is next.

764,893 views 02/07/09

He Got Game

Turtle from Entourage?

838,029 views 02/07/09

Beverage Holder

Just don't put any cups in your ass and you'll be okay.

754,715 views 02/07/09

Charred On The Outside

Medium-rare in the center.

617,797 views 02/07/09

Ouch! My Cock!

Looks like women aren't the only ones to suffer injuries on the sets of porno shoots. Professional taco stuffers have a few occupational hazards of their own. I suppose that as long rectal prolapses aren't on that list, being a stunt cock is still my dream job.

1,767,016 views 02/04/09 Kink.com Fail
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