Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

1,902,236 views

Watch as emo Helga Pataki dirty talks Jimmy Noodle Legs during a hot coitus session. Turns out Jenny from Forest Gump isn't the only suicidal slut down for banging immobilized mental midgets.

Uploaded 11/23/16 Bizarre

Woman With Half a Body Attempts Coitus

I hope she makes it in porn because if not, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

2,886,863 views 02/14/17 Bizarre

Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

This is pretty fucked up... and awesome! Mom is so supportive of her pornstar daughter, I'm surprised she didn't bring everyone snacks.

7,223,147 views 11/29/14 Amateur Allure Favorites

Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up)

2,803,460 views 09/02/17 Fail

Dying for the Pussy

Anyone know what Twitch girl he moderates for?

1,449,205 views 11/21/19 Asians

Tits and Aspergers

A 25 year old boy suffering from both severe autism and chronic virginity has found hope in backpage.com. Will he finally lose his V-card?

2,963,607 views 07/02/15 Premature

The Absolute Worst of Pornhub VIII

There's only one reason people storyboard, shoot, edit and upload this kind of shit to the Internet. And it lives somewhere in between "I need to pay my taxes" and "$1 dollar pizza slices make me shit blood". Just three of life's little guarantees. More: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-] [-6-]

155,816 views 05/16/24 The Worst of Pornhub

Don't Try this At Home

No, seriously don't. Every once in a while pornography life overlaps into real life lessons. Let's just be glad this learning experience was made possible without the assistance of Czechoslovakian accents, and a petting zoo. You don't want to see the things I've seen man.

2,024,985 views 04/15/20 Bizarre

Priceless Escort Experience

Hoe Chi Minh's first time at the fish market goes sour after realizing he should have spent the extra $20 at eros.com before dartboarding the bargain bin. Her defense for smelling like a Portuguese outhouse? LIterally nothing. She carries on like this is part of the girlfriend experience. I fucking laughed.

1,753,038 views 05/24/21 Amateur

'Original P'

Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot.

4,178,958 views 01/30/15 Bizarre

Can't Stop The Cumshots 3

Listen: If you delinquents keep spamming your entire loadouts before the first checkpoint is captured, I'm gonna have to turn this into an official series. That kind of uncontrollable pressure reminds me of a romantic moment involving myself, a $20.00 bill and the McRib. Let's just say mom's Plymouth Vista got a new interior paint job that night. [PART I] [PART II]

1,529,201 views 02/08/24 Premature

TELL ME ITS GOOD DEMON PUSSIE!

A kind hearted real estate agent gets possessed by an evil dick demon and needs help excising it out with dick... LOL WTF?!

2,995,652 views 07/14/16 Property Sex LULZ

THIS WON'T LAST 24HRS

4,099 views 05/16/24