Retard Alert

Retard Alert

177,982 12.11.16 TG Mildly Retarded
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 3

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 3

Whores from all walks of life trek to New Jersey for some quick cash and a blistering reality check. This guy does to self-confidence as Panda Express Shanghai Beef does to my asshole: obliteration. Meet the mastermind behind it all HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] + HERE.

5,239,002 07.02.12 Deven LULZ
The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

My biggest turn on ever is Asian girls with stupid adorable accents and at least a B cup. This one ups the ante and sets a new standard. Kind of like Subways new Fritos stuffed crunchy chicken enchilada melt. I gotta get me one of those! FULL VIDEOS HERE.

4,942,928 07.07.13 TG Asians
Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.

4,682,815 06.08.11 John Jones Porn Bloopers
Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.

4,377,488 03.29.11 admin Drunk
Priceless O-Face

Priceless O-Face

Another one of those videos where some pornstar is left flopping around like Terri Schiavo on speed after experiencing the Optimus Prime of all orgasms. This chick takes it a step further, introducing Human Bobblehead Mode at the 1:55 mark. All sorts of awesome. More HERE.

4,369,981 01.09.11 admin LULZ
The Trainwreck of all Trainwrecks

The Trainwreck of all Trainwrecks

Lookout world. This woman has cousins. She also has an aunt that's employed at Circus Circus. Keep these 2 pivotal details in mind, for it's the closest to a clue you're gonna get as to what the fuck is wrong with this psychotic cum dumpster. Discuss here + more trainwrecks here.

4,201,116 02.28.13 admin Mildly Retarded
The Dumbest Shit Ever Said In Porn

The Dumbest Shit Ever Said In Porn

Belladonna is down for dog cock, Proxy Paige wants to fuck her own mom, & Annette Schwarz gets wet thinking about vomiting on senior citizens. Goodbye okcupid.com, my search for companionship has been fulfilled. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9.

3,958,137 07.30.12 Joe Jackson LULZ
Man Of The Year

Man Of The Year

I fapped.

3,729,785 08.22.11 Suey LULZ
The Girl Who Cant Stop Orgasming

The Girl Who Cant Stop Orgasming

hot as fuck

3,449,356 05.04.09 admin Orgasms
She Loves Big Black Cocks

She Loves Big Black Cocks

He tries to get her to say "you worship black cock" but she doesn't comply... so he thrusts even harder which leads to her having orgasmic spasms in a retard-like manner. Lovin it.

3,337,207 04.24.08 admin Amateur
Retarded & Horny

Retarded & Horny

Who said retarded chicks don't like to fuck? Cause this skank sure loves having her pussy pounded!

3,213,148 04.10.07 admin Mildly Retarded
Flipper Boy

Flipper Boy

He may be mentally challenged and physically deformed to the point of handicap, but he's had a threesome and I haven't. A true inspiration to all and possibly the anti-hero our generation needs. Full Vidz: HERE and SONG.

3,172,738 10.15.15 Jonathan Mildly Retarded
Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't seen again. More nervous newbs HERE.

3,164,025 12.22.13 DB LULZ
Autism Abuse

Autism Abuse

An Asian on the spectrum signs up for facefucking.com, and this yakuza sperglord screams like an air raid siren until the stunt cocks almost rage quit the scene. GG, SURRENDER AT 20. Full Scene: HERE.

2,700,140 04.07.15 Sherm Asians
eFukt's Biggest Fan

eFukt's Biggest Fan

Which one of you is this? Don't be shy. I have unconditional love for all of my visitors.

2,588,233 07.15.08 admin Mildly Retarded
Deaf Azn Girl

Deaf Azn Girl

Meet Kim, the bombshell Azn who can't hear shit. Our genius porn hero guy figures to write down "me want fukky fukky" on paper and away we go. She only makes little soft vowel noises, it's pretty adorable. FULL SCENE and MFC Profile.

2,382,065 06.04.14 KR Asians
The Legally Retarded Pornstar

The Legally Retarded Pornstar

This is one fucked up cum bucket of a woman. She's got an adoptive father whom she believes would masturbate if he were ever to find this video. Kinda twisted right? Well... not in her eyes! Full video available @ Facial Abuse.

2,328,619 10.11.09 admin LULZ
Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Only so many things could explain such a bizarre video. Either the lead male was on drugs or maybe the director was on drugs... But most likely everyone on set had to be on something. Full Scene HERE.

2,216,924 05.23.14 4chan Bizarre
Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix

Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix

This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way. Download the full video HERE.

2,141,225 04.03.11 admin Painal
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