BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone. [Full Scene: HERE and song: HERE]

1,433,371 04.24.17 TG Anal
Retard Alert

Retard Alert

103,493 12.11.16 TG Mildly Retarded
Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Watch as emo Helga Pataki dirty talks Jimmy Noodle Legs during a hot coitus session. Turns out Jenny from Forest Gump isn't the only suicidal slut down for banging immobilized mental midgets. Full Scene.

1,123,983 11.23.16 Andi Bizarre
Shit Pornstars Say 2

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]

2,179,555 11.03.16 Various LULZ
Flipper Boy

Flipper Boy

He may be mentally challenged and physically deformed to the point of handicap, but he's had a threesome and I haven't. A true inspiration to all and possibly the anti-hero our generation needs. Full Vidz: HERE and SONG.

2,795,781 10.15.15 Jonathan Mildly Retarded
Autism Abuse

Autism Abuse

An Asian on the spectrum signs up for facefucking.com, and this yakuza sperglord screams like an air raid siren until the stunt cocks almost rage quit the scene. GG, SURRENDER AT 20. Full Scene: HERE.

2,517,201 04.07.15 Sherm Asians
Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual

Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual

Mike Tyson and Beetlejuice's retarded love child attempts to prove to the world via social media that his GF is in fact a girl. I'm not entirely convinced, seeing that her penis is larger than mine.

1,810,832 03.16.15 Anonymous Mildly Retarded
How I Made Mom and Sis My Sex Slaves

How I Made Mom and Sis My Sex Slaves

Introducing one of the most ridiculous porn scenes I have ever seen. A man gains the power to make anyone into a magical submissive sex slave and he uses it on his mother and sister...WTF. More retarded incest shit HERE, Extended Cut HERE.

2,988,006 01.08.15 Duran LULZ
The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

To find a man truly worthy of this title we must dig deep into the early days of internet pornography. A time when potato quality was top notch and only took 2 hours to download. MOAR HERE.

1,695,237 06.14.14 admin LULZ
Deaf Azn Girl

Deaf Azn Girl

Meet Kim, the bombshell Azn who can't hear shit. Our genius porn hero guy figures to write down "me want fukky fukky" on paper and away we go. She only makes little soft vowel noises, it's pretty adorable. FULL SCENE and MFC Profile.

2,245,449 06.04.14 KR Asians
Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Only so many things could explain such a bizarre video. Either the lead male was on drugs or maybe the director was on drugs... But most likely everyone on set had to be on something. Full Scene HERE.

2,043,479 05.23.14 4chan Bizarre
The Most Pathetic Lesbian Scene Of All Time

The Most Pathetic Lesbian Scene Of All Time

Some women that happen to look like rejected "Lord of the Rings" characters find themselves in a cheap hotel room, making a porn movie so atrocious that even the producer wouldn't show up to film it. Full scene HERE

1,087,658 03.09.14 DB Bizarre
Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't seen again. More nervous newbs HERE.

3,012,396 12.22.13 DB LULZ
Porn's Biggest Losers

Porn's Biggest Losers

Little engines that just fucking couldn't. If there was a "Special Olympics" for sexual performance, these guys would still be the underdogs of the league. The other retards would prolly bully them. Full Scenes - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

3,241,389 10.30.13 Various LULZ
The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

My biggest turn on ever is Asian girls with stupid adorable accents and at least a B cup. This one ups the ante and sets a new standard. Kind of like Subways new Fritos stuffed crunchy chicken enchilada melt. I gotta get me one of those! FULL VIDEOS HERE.

4,554,533 07.07.13 TG Asians
The Trainwreck of all Trainwrecks

The Trainwreck of all Trainwrecks

Lookout world. This woman has cousins. She also has an aunt that's employed at Circus Circus. Keep these 2 pivotal details in mind, for it's the closest to a clue you're gonna get as to what the fuck is wrong with this psychotic cum dumpster. Discuss here + more trainwrecks here.

4,030,722 02.28.13 admin Mildly Retarded
Czech porn is hilariously horrible

Czech porn is hilariously horrible

What does a Toyota Supra, lung cancer and a washer machine have in common? In most cases, absolutely fucking nothing. But this isn't like most cases. This is Czech pornography, the final frontier in sexual retardation. Download here and discuss here.

4,334,645 01.21.13 TG LULZ
The Dumbest Shit Ever Said In Porn

The Dumbest Shit Ever Said In Porn

Belladonna is down for dog cock, Proxy Paige wants to fuck her own mom, & Annette Schwarz gets wet thinking about vomiting on senior citizens. Goodbye okcupid.com, my search for companionship has been fulfilled. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9.

3,831,203 07.30.12 Joe Jackson LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 3

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 3

Whores from all walks of life trek to New Jersey for some quick cash and a blistering reality check. This guy does to self-confidence as Panda Express Shanghai Beef does to my asshole: obliteration. Meet the mastermind behind it all HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] + HERE.

4,824,135 07.02.12 Deven LULZ
Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY. Full video HERE.

4,709,592 06.12.12 Dissonance LULZ
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