Retarded Is The New Sexy

Retarded Is The New Sexy

Uploaded 10/08/19
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Farted on, finger banged, told he looks like fuckin Robin Williams - this dude endures pain you can't even imagine. Fortunately he's a Sum 41 mosh pit survivor and holds a blackbelt in making Terminator-esque sound effects whilst flailing his arms like a fucking idiot, so it's all good.

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Welcome to the "Donnie Darko" of porn.

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