The Bukkake Hate Comp

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Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline.

Uploaded 10/05/17 LULZ

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Cum Haters 2019

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

2,863,800 views 02/11/19 Backroom Casting Couch Cum Haters

Cum Hating Pornstars

The supply of seminally apathetic women is never-ending.

1,376,966 views 09/07/23 Cum Haters

The Worst Tits in Porn

Flat-chested girls everywhere rejoice because there's worse things in life than having no tits. You could have weird tits and add implants, leaving you with gigantic weird sideshow tits. And back problems.

3,738,337 views 12/13/13 LULZ

The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful.

3,593,313 views 09/01/14 Broke Model LULZ

How Pornstars Celebrate Birthdays

Mae Meyers single-~~handedly~~ vaginally sets up her own BLM movement.

1,922,226 views 07/10/17 Dogfart LULZ

Cum Haters 2024

Whole lot of tomfoolery going on here. While most girls will accept the fate of the firing squad they kneel down in front of, there's always an exception. Today there will be 14 exceptions.

804,047 views 02/29/24 Cum Haters

Cum Haters 2023B

Browse the catalogue of Day-1 pornstars long enough and you're sure to end up finding women that treat getting hit with a couple of snowballs is akin to being put in front of a North Korean firing squad. And today my friends, there is no exception. More here.

1,286,628 views 06/08/23 Cum Haters

Curing Sexual Harassment

The unwritten rules east Asian pervert punishment? #1: Follow the dress code at all times #2: Stay hydrated and (most importantly) #3: Outdo WWE's last pay-per-view in both outfit design and dynamic movesets. I'd say our employee of the month is 3 for 3.

1,000,296 views 04/28/21 JAVHD Asians

Cum Haters 2023C

You know the drill; An assembly line of females willingly sign up for a chance at making it in the wonderful world of pornography, only to find out at the last second they wrote a check their taste buds can't cash. Emphasis on the last girl. You can scope the full(er) scene [HERE.]

1,080,089 views 11/09/23 Cum Haters

Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual

Mike Tyson and Beetlejuice's retarded love child attempts to prove to the world via social media that his GF is in fact a girl. I'm not entirely convinced, seeing that her penis is larger than mine.

2,412,021 views 03/16/15 Tranny

Creating the Perfect Woman

There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner.

2,102,484 views 09/08/18 Sexually Broken LULZ

SHUT UP AND FUCK MY FRIEND!

30,920 views 04/28/24