Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

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I don't know why anyone would post such things of themselves onto such a terrible place as the internet, but whatever! Come ride the shit train with me on a journey into the awful side of amateur pornography.

Uploaded 06/10/16 Amateur

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered.

2,954,131 views 08/24/17 BlowBangGirls Cum Haters

Amateur Fail of The Year

Skanky country girl and dopey get real nasty. Either she's on her period or she just can't handle it. Either way she's not bothered at all and licks the bloody snickers bar clean.

3,733,634 views 12/09/15 Amateur

18-year-old Can't Stop Fucking Strangers

Well shit, the only other time I've seen someone this determined to self-harm was browsing the /terraluna subreddit. And much like her inability to pass a gonorrhea test, I think it might be time to pack it up and find a safer hobby. Like collecting Pokemon cards, or building hydrogen bombs for example.

2,444,392 views 10/27/22 Public

BiG Bertha's Pocket Rocket

The name "Big Bertha" comes from a giant Pre-Nazi German war cannon that would lob 1,800 lb explosive shells into shit like France and Belgium. It also happens to look like this bitches dick.

1,884,861 views 02/23/16 Futanaria Bizarre

BF Encourages 10-Dick Cheating Apocalypse

Girl Bosses: You won.

729,031 views 02/26/24 Gloryhole Swallow Gloryhole

Awkward Moments in Porn 13

Pork sword bros break the first rule in Ghostbusters 101, clown horn honking gets a new identity and whatever the fuck fight the girl at 1:12 is practicing for is something I feel should be featured on this site in the future. Somebody fetch my finest Walmart polyester linen, I wish to ejaculate.

2,108,832 views 06/16/22 Awkward Moments In Porn

Nudes via Room Service

An aryan goddess sexually trolls the hotel bell hop in order to win a "contest" that may or may not even exist. Regardless, Michael Cera is here to help. Although I'm not entirely convinced he's ever done this before.

3,080,012 views 10/07/15 Amateur

18 YEAR OLD ASS DEMOLISHED

17,663 views 05/05/24

It Finally Happened

I've sat through 8 billion brother fucker incest storylines, the desecration of an icon and whatever the fuck this is. That being said, it's comforting to know I can still find astonishment in the super weeb fever dream you're about to witness. Good luck.

1,350,103 views 06/20/22 Hentaied Bizarre

I Got A Husband

From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!

3,018,058 views 02/28/15 Amateur

The Future of Horse Fucking

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

1,198,994 views 07/28/22 Animo Pron Bizarre

Chicken Nugget Warzone

Honestly can't say we've been exposed to this level of repulsive bullshit since the early days of the McRib sandwich. It's not the first time I've eaten bargain bin beef in a McDonald's parking lot, and it certainly won't be the last. I should probably call her.

1,180,241 views 04/21/22 Pervcity Nasty

Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

I don't know why anyone would post such things of themselves onto such a terrible place as the internet, but whatever! Come ride the shit train with me on a journey into the awful side of amateur pornography.

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