Butt Sex Sends Poor Girl to the ER

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Every dirty slut should know that a slippery fuck toy plus a cavernous butthole can equal a trip to the ER. Next time save yourself the embarrassing shuffle through the waiting room and tie a string to that mother fucker.

Uploaded 10/07/13 Insertions

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