36 Inches, No Fears

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If you think that number is talking about hog dimensions, you will be sorely mistaken. It seems this attraction has stricter height limitations than Six Flag's El Toro. You gotta measure less than 4 feet tall, well-versed in THOTology and be next in line for a fight with Jake Paul. Brutal. Part 1 [HERE] Part 2 [HERE] Support [HERE]

Uploaded 02/01/24 Mildly Retarded

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"Death to America"

This is siham. And what once was thought to be a single piss-poor decision has blossomed into a pattern of serious mental dysfunction. Her gimmick is basically r/politics except she actually makes money while posting. #GAG

1,131,175 views 04/26/20 Mildly Retarded

Cursed Cumshots

Is this still considered pornography? Or something that gets submitted to a performative art school as a final project? Because if you're waxin carrot to shit like this, it ~~might be~~ is definitely time for intervention.

1,126,640 views 10/09/23 Orgasms

The Hardest Working Girl on Chaturbate

Dare venture beyond the realm of myfreecams and you're bound to open a door to the insane asylum known as The Hola18 Wormhole. The only way out is being left with the kind of irreparable confusion felt by someone making it to the end credits of a movie with the words "Tyler Perry" in the title.

1,404,984 views 01/20/22 Chaturbate Mildly Retarded

Jingle Ballz

Merry XXXmas from your friends at eFukt!

1,460,462 views 12/24/14 Bizarre

The Show Must Go On

Playstation One-levels of animation and someones first experience with Windows Movie Maker goes horribly... right? In other words, I only ejaculated twice. And that's coming from a man whos seen Sarah Silverman naked. My voice matters.

2,078,591 views 07/15/19 PKF Studios Documentary

Societal Decay Episode 1

Classic cases of unbridled overconfidence. If only these creatures put as much effort into velcroing their crotches shut in public, as they did into experimenting with pain medications: Then maybe these permanent marks on their resumes could have been avoided. Yikes and gadzooks.

1,965,291 views 10/01/20 LULZ

THAT DIDN'T END WELL

5,973 views 05/16/24

The Truth About Marylin Manson

"I drank the coke out of my mom's douchebag" - MM

1,039,696 views 03/03/21 Famous

Speed Runner Sets a New Record

This video includes promotion from Faze.

1,081,443 views 12/26/22 Premature

Flipper Boy

He may be mentally challenged and physically deformed to the point of handicap, but he's had a threesome and I haven't. A true inspiration to all and possibly the anti-hero our generation needs.

4,061,824 views 10/15/15 Mildly Retarded

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 6

The only time I've seen self-harming determination this powerful was in the /terraluna subreddit. And much like the ability to ejaculate to one of these anomalies, I think it's time to pack it up and admit defeat boys. disclaimer: This is not financial advice [you retard].

1,082,690 views 06/30/22 Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

Strip Clubs Have Evolved

Here’s another horrifying example of simp culture; The pussification of the hopeless male in the form of extracurricular CBT. What the fuck is going on here? Ogling strange women at the tune of a months worth of paychecks used to be a respectable form of entertainment. Now? Its just another girl boss moment.

610,755 views 09/14/23 Groped