Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

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Uploaded Aug 3, 2012

Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up. FULL VIDEO HERE.

"HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

"HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

He bum rushes, she leaps away: a move this pro saw comin. He returns fire with a full-body thrust & hits the bottom of her gas tank. Reality sets in at 2:38 when she realizes she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA

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MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for.

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Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

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Twice the girth, and triple the length of anything she's had in the past. Most girls would fear for their lives... but her? I'll let the aneurysm speak for itself.

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Why Porn isn't Filmed in Colleges Anymore

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A classic trend that's no longer viable. Why? Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are professionals blending in with real university students. 2 secs of labia flashing sending the Betacuck Frat House off the fucking deep end gives it away.

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Unacceptable Public Affection

Unacceptable Public Affection

Most erections won't survive the last video but trust me - it's better in the beginning. Not "season 4 into season 5" Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.

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