Creating the Perfect Woman

Creating the Perfect Woman

There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner. [Moar HERE] [SONG]

843,467 09.08.18 BonerJones LULZ
The 19th Hole

The 19th Hole

I've never liked golf... or any sports for that matter. I don't see the point of putting balls in holes for points 'n shit, but when the goal has been replaced by sluts with gaping sideshow buttholes, you have earned my attention. Full video here.

1,676,577 05.26.16 Camacho Gape
Testicular Anal Insertion

Testicular Anal Insertion

Is it possible to put a man's balls inside of a butt? Why would a human being do such a thing? Is this some strange evolutionary step in coitus? Today we ask the hard hitting questions...for science. [Full Scene: HERE]

2,572,888 03.19.16 TG LULZ
GIANT SOUL EATING VAGINA

GIANT SOUL EATING VAGINA

This is actually a pretty accurate title, so brace your dicks 'cause you are about to meet a one hundred and ten pound girl with a fuck hole like a wind tunnel. Full Scene: HERE.

3,449,300 01.04.16 wbures Bizarre
Extreme Lesbian Handshakes

Extreme Lesbian Handshakes

The legend returns to teach us a hype new move called "The Internal Dap". It's the most brutal hardcore handshake of all time. It's rumored a handshake of this magnitude can symbolically join souls for eternity. Full Scene + More: HERE.

2,288,108 09.30.15 Marc Insertions
Milk and Cereal

Milk and Cereal

You could throw a football in her asshole and hit nothing but net. She has the Mariana Trench of colons and today she's pushing the limits of pornography, breakfast, and ass sphincters all at the same time. Full Scene. Music.

2,622,850 07.09.15 James Gape
WTF! How many can she fit

WTF! How many can she fit

Get ready kids, it's time to solve the burning question we've all been wondering: Just how many baseballs can you really fit in a girl? The answer will amaze you! Find out what else she can stuff in there HERE.

2,318,217 06.11.15 guilty Insertions
DID U HAZ FUN!

DID U HAZ FUN!

Lispy the 'racist camera man' teaches us a new word and turns an anal scene into a hilarious cluster fuck. The music is a piece by Mozart and the title translates to "lick my ass"... seemed fitting. MORE.

2,463,945 02.23.15 TG Prolapse
The Greatest Girl In The World

The Greatest Girl In The World

She's got the looks, she's got the body and she definitely has the talent. She can also use her vagina to keep your subs warm and hang a coat. Now she's stealing our hearts. Duck Tales. A woo ooh. Source + Song.

2,910,954 12.12.14 Cyber-Jihad Modifications
WTF Of The Year

WTF Of The Year

Shy Hungarian eighteen year old with a love for sadistic anal meets up with Rocco. Everything goes pretty fucking good until she pulls off a hadouken in over-sharing. SONG and FULL 30+ MIN SCENE .

3,714,439 02.22.14 DB LULZ
OOPZ, LOST TEH DILDO

OOPZ, LOST TEH DILDO

Losing an 8 inch dildo in in a girls ass can have some consequences beyond fecal flavoring. If you can't get it out, the shoot is over and it's an awkward trip to the hospital with an unhappy porn star. Full scene: HERE.

2,985,618 02.04.14 TG Porn Bloopers
Hey Daddy, look what I can do!

Hey Daddy, look what I can do!

Any college girl can pull off a DP, but to pull off near mythical feats of penetration you need a chick that's on a whole other level of promiscuous. Take Malibu Barbie over here, she can't even tell how many cocks are in her at any given time. FULL MOVIE HERE.

3,757,373 08.05.13 DB LULZ
Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up. FULL VIDEO HERE.

5,129,275 08.03.12 TG LULZ
How Is This Even Possible

How Is This Even Possible

Heads up kids, this one's gonna blow your fuckin yamaka away. It involves gummy bears, Rocky-inspired butthole punching, and an Alien 1 chest-burster reenactment so brutal you just might soil your Fruit of the Loom's. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

8,733,741 07.23.12 KMB Fisting
EPIC ASS IS EPIC

EPIC ASS IS EPIC

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

5,301,318 05.24.12 admin Prolapse
Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself

Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself

Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.

3,145,846 01.18.12 admin Insertions
Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2

Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2

Hotkinkyjo is back once more, this time cramming half a dozen different objects up her hershey highway, only to rearrange them internally and shit em back out in a different order. She's the Houdini of all things rectal. Check out one of her live webcam shows HERE.

2,346,452 08.27.11 admin Insertions
Threesome Gone Bad

Threesome Gone Bad

James Deen slings his gentleman juice down one mouth too many in this tragic outtake from Tonsil Hockey. Moral of the story is simple. Never leave your piehole agape when you're on the business end of a 12 inch cock. haha. Download the full video HERE.

3,436,128 08.10.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Ukrainian Girl Got Talent

Ukrainian Girl Got Talent

This is Hotkinkyjo - aspiring internet model equipped with a bazooka for an asshole. Catch one of her nightly cam shows and you'll see what I mean. She's capable of gaping open her turd cutter so wide you can spot what she ate for breakfast. It's enthralling. Check her profile HERE.

4,096,669 07.11.11 Sewer Insertions
Anorexic Girl Has Ginormous Pussy

Anorexic Girl Has Ginormous Pussy

The smaller the girl, the smaller the vagina. It's a pretty straightforward concept.. and it's officially now defunct thanks to this 91 pounds of pure skank. I'll put it plainly... looking into her twat gives me vertigo. It's that bad. Download the full motherfucker HERE.

4,439,964 06.26.11 admin LULZ
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