Storytime With A Crackwhore

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Uploaded Nov 14, 2010

Slut junkie reminisces about her previous employer - some Screech-looking motherfucker that literally blew a $100,000 inheritance entirely on prostitutes hired for nothing more than to eat Taco Bell and deficate on his face. In other words.. dude's a legend. Full video available HERE

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