I'll Fuck You Up

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Uploaded Feb 28, 2010

Russian bitch spazzes the fuck out for no apparent reason and then tries to claim she was just "acting". Yep... no better way to enhance a porn scene than by acting like a demonic crackwhore with Tourette syndrome. Download the full video HERE.

When you see it....

When you see it....

Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

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Legit 14-Incher

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You can brag about your bowling ball-sized meat pouch all you want - If it's not being used it to turn white vagina into a side of Bob Evans Mashed Potatoes, it's about as useful as a hot shower to this science experiment.

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