The Fearless Fapper

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Uploaded Oct 13, 2009

Dude stops by the cleaners to have this pants tailored. As she takes measurements from behind, he whips out his wienerschnitzel and starts beating off. The woman is completely oblivious. Even after he soils her carpeted floor with his man chowder, she doesn't have a single fuckin clue. Props!

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

Remember the frigid chick that randomly started sobbing in the middle of a Rocco shoot? It was actually pretty touching, to both my heart & my penis. But apparently that encounter was only chapter 1 in a saga of piss-poor decisions. Song HERE + breakdown HERE + profile HERE.

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Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Tensions rise after this rat fink is left to marinate in a pool of spunk, which apparently burns like tobasco once it seeps into the eyes. She demands a towel, they intentionally stall. Pretty funny shit. Full video available HERE.

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Gangbanged Into Orgasmic Bliss

Gangbanged Into Orgasmic Bliss

The sound of interracial lovemaking with Metallica blairing in the backdrop. It's not exactly easy on the ears but if you manage to watch it all the way through... this bitch has a pretty epic chewbaca-like orgasm. just at the end.

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I Pwn3d Your Virginity

I Pwn3d Your Virginity

The skeptics will have a field day with this one.. but try to have faith. It makes for a better fap session. Trust me. Full video available HERE.

4,778,628 01.29.11 admin Virgins
VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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How to Find the G-Spot

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Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.

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Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

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VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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Shameless Fingerbanging

Shameless Fingerbanging

What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?

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