Vigorous mental disabilities turn an unforeseen leprechaun into the alpha male you never know you wanted... as he maneuvers his way through a sea of chromosomes. She ends up totally mortified. You end up totally erect.
Downside to MILFS having a mid-life crisis? Every time you try reliving her youth, the menopausal bitch fest comes roaring through. Then there's the other end of the spectrum: Mom's with foot-longs, but no time to use 'em.