The Dirty Hot Dog Trick

Party boat with a ton of college students going booze cruising. Most of the girls are naked and a hungry guy gets a free, dirty hot dog.

Views: 428,162 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

Views: 1,663,816 | Date: 9.25.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

Views: 1,438,455 | Date: 9.24.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Tricked Into Having Gay Sex

Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS.

Views: 2,401,080 | Date: 9.23.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

This Hooker Hates Anal Sex

For a woman who's made a career out of sex, I don't see why she'd want to keep the hole that earns the most off limits. The girls that do this are usually trying to compensate for their extremely overused vaginas. In this case I'd say that theory is pretty fucking dead on.

Views: 2,040,844 | Date: 9.21.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Black Cock Causes Bodily Damage

Not quite a prolapse but it might as well be. Her asshole looks a slice of damaged grapefruit and her vagina... hmmm... I'm gonna go with a cut of ahi tuna - burnt on the edges, raw in the center. Updating this site always makes me hungry.

Views: 1,854,231 | Date: 9.20.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Drunken Slut Has Hilarious Disaster

First off, this chick is drunk off her ass, and I mean that in a literal sense. She had a gallon of wine.. directly through her asshole. Now I always thought it was fun to poo on the floors of public restrooms, but this lady takes it to an all new level. If you've ever played Command & Conquer, think of her anus as the Ion Cannon.

Views: 1,866,960 | Date: 9.18.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Search Her Pussy For Drugs

I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Views: 1,376,260 | Date: 9.17.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Youre Doing It Wrong

Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

Views: 1,528,244 | Date: 9.16.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Oops She Forgot To Lock The Door

Chick gets busted masturbating by either her boyfriend, roommate or brother. I'm gonna go with brother just for the sake of fap worthiness.

Views: 2,672,582 | Date: 9.11.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Busted!

Dying Orgasm

Just close your eyes and listen to the audio. Only time I've heard a man make sounds like that was in Al-Qaeda beheading video. See more from this awesome couple here: 1, 2 and 3.

Views: 1,729,549 | Date: 9.10.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich

I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.

Views: 1,628,010 | Date: 9.8.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Gangbanged On Reality TV

This is fake. This isn't a real gameshow and she isn't in real pain. 3 inch penises make girls laugh, not cry. Trust me, I know.

Views: 1,878,707 | Date: 9.6.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians