DEATH DEFYING BLOWJOB!

The craziest thing is they're not even Russian. Nope. This badass MFer is an American and he loves this shit. Being 1000 feet up and inches from death just gets him off more. Only thing is I feel bad for lulz at the pedestrian that caught that snowball.

Views: 357,275 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Blowjob

Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Views: 2,329,591 | Date: 9.30.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

Views: 1,274,908 | Date: 9.29.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk

He Can Suck His Own Dick

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

Views: 1,666,731 | Date: 9.28.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm.

Views: 2,006,822 | Date: 9.27.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

Views: 1,666,439 | Date: 9.25.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

Views: 1,440,348 | Date: 9.24.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Tricked Into Having Gay Sex

Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS.

Views: 2,404,354 | Date: 9.23.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

This Hooker Hates Anal Sex

For a woman who's made a career out of sex, I don't see why she'd want to keep the hole that earns the most off limits. The girls that do this are usually trying to compensate for their extremely overused vaginas. In this case I'd say that theory is pretty fucking dead on.

Views: 2,043,346 | Date: 9.21.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Black Cock Causes Bodily Damage

Not quite a prolapse but it might as well be. Her asshole looks a slice of damaged grapefruit and her vagina... hmmm... I'm gonna go with a cut of ahi tuna - burnt on the edges, raw in the center. Updating this site always makes me hungry.

Views: 1,856,193 | Date: 9.20.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Drunken Slut Has Hilarious Disaster

First off, this chick is drunk off her ass, and I mean that in a literal sense. She had a gallon of wine.. directly through her asshole. Now I always thought it was fun to poo on the floors of public restrooms, but this lady takes it to an all new level. If you've ever played Command & Conquer, think of her anus as the Ion Cannon.

Views: 1,869,016 | Date: 9.18.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Search Her Pussy For Drugs

I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Views: 1,378,074 | Date: 9.17.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Youre Doing It Wrong

Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

Views: 1,530,578 | Date: 9.16.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre