"I like putting it in a girl and making her cry"

  176,488  |    Anonymous  |    Painal

Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On

You always gotta be wary of those naked, middle aged men who like to prance about in red face paint. Snapping a few myspace photos with the aforementioned homosexual may seem tempting, but it's important you understand the risks involved. Watch and learn.

  1,371,977  |    1.15.09  |    Anonymous  |    Public

Vaginal Orgasm Via Anal Sex

Guadalupe no, not on the sheets. Those are fucking Egyptian cotton. Now his whole bedroom's gonna stink like chicken of the sea for the next month and half. But maybe you can redeem yourself by clawing at his testicles a little more?

  2,378,995  |    1.14.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

Sexually Harrassed In Public

So even sexual harrasment is now socially acceptaple but I'm still deemed a sick fuck for fapping it to reruns of The Golden Girls. Fuck that. Beatrice Arthur is a gilf, anyone who begs to differ probably couldn't tell apart a real woman from their asshole.

  1,695,722  |    1.13.09  |    Anonymous  |    Groped

Reverse Anal

Now this is a most excellent way to tear that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of the vagina from the poop shoot. Puncture that and your lady friend will be the first woman on earth to space dock herself. Wee! Sounds like eFukt material to me. Any volutneers? Click HERE to see a similar video.

  1,324,730  |    1.10.09  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Hurray! I lost My Virginity!

Contain yourself Ralphie, you are now a man.

  1,870,987  |    1.9.09  |    Anonymous  |    Virgins

Make Momma Proud

I'm pretty sure just about everyone gets caught having sex by their parents at some point in life. Well maybe not if you're an orphan, but it definitely happened to me. I was playing Tetris, level 34, as the neighborhood hoe performed fellatio on my Ultra Magnus. I put in a special request to mother for some Nachos Bell Grande, assuming I'd be finished prior to delivery. Needless to say my calculations were a bit off.

  1,973,809  |    1.6.09  |    Anonymous  |    Busted!

Oops, My Pussy Farted

It's only blooper if it involves a prolapse or someone unwantedly getting poo on their wang. That's the eFukt standard, you all know that. But for this, I just had to make an exception. Full video available @ BEHIND KINK.

  1,276,535  |    12.29.08  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built

That doesn't even look too fun. Her tits look like tomatoes on the verge of exploding. I never realized breasts were so durable. Not only do they come in handy for whatever the fuck you'd call this shit, but they also serve as excellent punching bags. They're multipurpose, unlike my penis.

  1,219,625  |    12.28.08  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Wait She Just Sucked Your Dick...

Ever meet a girl who liked to make out directly after sucking your dick and/or swallowing your load? Kinda faggoty right? Here's how to combat this atrocious trend: Toss your girls salad and get some flavor going. Then grab on to your lady's face and forcefully make out with her. Don't let her squirm away. It's imperative that she has a taste of her own medicine.

  1,116,118  |    12.21.08  |    Anonymous  |    Mildly Retarded

Pornstar Nearly Impales Herself

Mullet girl doesn't seem to realize that a dildo this large is likely to cause internal bleeding. Had it actually penetrated her vagina - she'd go down in medical history as the first gynecology patient to have no need for a speculum.

  1,626,833  |    12.18.08  |    Anonymous  |    Insertions

The Indestructible Vagina

  1,222,266  |    12.17.08  |    Anonymous  |    Loose

Stuff You Shouldn't Put In Your Ass

Well after seeing last weeks video, I think "glass jars" should top the list of "stuff not to shove up your ass" but honestly there isn't much creativty in that. Now a lemon juicer on the other hand... thats got originality written all over it.

  1,000,068  |    12.15.08  |    Anonymous  |    Insertions