THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT

This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.

Views: 229,805 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Retard

Search Her Pussy For Drugs

I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Views: 1,373,395 | Date: 9.17.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped

Youre Doing It Wrong

Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

Views: 1,524,509 | Date: 9.16.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Oops She Forgot To Lock The Door

Chick gets busted masturbating by either her boyfriend, roommate or brother. I'm gonna go with brother just for the sake of fap worthiness.

Views: 2,656,475 | Date: 9.11.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Busted!

Dying Orgasm

Just close your eyes and listen to the audio. Only time I've heard a man make sounds like that was in Al-Qaeda beheading video. See more from this awesome couple here: 1, 2 and 3.

Views: 1,726,421 | Date: 9.10.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich

I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.

Views: 1,623,902 | Date: 9.8.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Gangbanged On Reality TV

This is fake. This isn't a real gameshow and she isn't in real pain. 3 inch penises make girls laugh, not cry. Trust me, I know.

Views: 1,875,365 | Date: 9.6.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Make Sure My Pussy Works

She hits up the doctor cause she's having difficulty getting pregnant. I'm no gynecologist but if shaved that bush her husband would probably have an easier time finding the right hole.

Views: 1,522,586 | Date: 9.5.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Documentary

Two Feet Of Pain

He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.

Views: 2,104,515 | Date: 9.4.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Shes Gonna Get Vagina Cancer

Guadalupe may be LOL'ing now but that'll quickly change when she finds out her pink taco has emphysema. Tobacco kills!

Views: 1,216,807 | Date: 9.3.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Bruno Stop Sniffing Her Pussy

Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome".

Views: 1,541,376 | Date: 8.29.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

She Cums Nine Times

The dude sounds Popeye the Sailorman and his old lady squirts cum like a water fountain. They were born for eFukt. Thanks goes to Rod for the video.

Views: 2,183,318 | Date: 8.28.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

Views: 4,394,343 | Date: 8.27.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur