This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.
791,298 | 10.19.08 | Anonymous | Busted!
These girls only do anal cause it lands them an extra $200 on their paycheck. That's a lot like getting paid $1,000 to go down on a 400 pound lady & then being offered an extra $100 to toss her wart-infested salad. It's just not worth it. But while were on the subject of bargains, for $2.95 you can download the full 40 minute version of this fucked up video... and trust me, it gets a lot more fucked up. Just click HERE an fap away.
3,117,955 | 10.14.08 | Anonymous | Painal
Anally penetrating a Ukrainian hooker while watching Mrs. Doubtfire has been on my to-do list for ages, but it looks like this crazy motherfucker beat me to it. Oh well, I'll still always be the 1st person ever to receive a blumpkin whilst playing Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn. Wasn't easy.
5,165,238 | 10.12.08 | Anonymous | Amateur
Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from?
1,971,482 | 10.10.08 | Anonymous | Painal
A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.
1,207,409 | 10.4.08 | Anonymous | Modifications