Guy Fucks 18 Y/O with Syphilis Outbreak

Skip to the end. The part where he goes all Golden Retriever on her zombie crotch. If those lesions don't scream "i've had sexual relations with dogs, donkeys and/or John McAfee", I really don't know what does.

Views: 194,770 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: WTF

Gangbanged On Reality TV

This is fake. This isn't a real gameshow and she isn't in real pain. 3 inch penises make girls laugh, not cry. Trust me, I know.

Views: 1,871,827 | Date: 9.6.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Make Sure My Pussy Works

She hits up the doctor cause she's having difficulty getting pregnant. I'm no gynecologist but if shaved that bush her husband would probably have an easier time finding the right hole.

Views: 1,519,252 | Date: 9.5.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Documentary

Two Feet Of Pain

He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.

Views: 2,100,298 | Date: 9.4.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Shes Gonna Get Vagina Cancer

Guadalupe may be LOL'ing now but that'll quickly change when she finds out her pink taco has emphysema. Tobacco kills!

Views: 1,214,416 | Date: 9.3.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Bruno Stop Sniffing Her Pussy

Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome".

Views: 1,538,105 | Date: 8.29.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

She Cums Nine Times

The dude sounds Popeye the Sailorman and his old lady squirts cum like a water fountain. They were born for eFukt. Thanks goes to Rod for the video.

Views: 2,180,070 | Date: 8.28.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

Views: 4,388,054 | Date: 8.27.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Big Dick Syndrome

Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

Views: 2,361,294 | Date: 8.26.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Penis

Psycho Orgasm

A self induced orgasm leaves this slut flopping around like a fish out of water. Reminds me of myself when I lost my virginity, except I actually cried a litte. Tears of joy.

Views: 1,564,250 | Date: 8.23.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

But Youre My Brother Lolz

Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

Views: 2,234,420 | Date: 8.21.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Vintage

I Want To Fuck Her Ass Next

This is kinda a repost. There was a lot of requests for the full version of this video, so here it is. Basically some goth kid lends out his girlfriends asshole to his buddies. True friendship. More goth porn HERE.

Views: 5,111,593 | Date: 8.20.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Amateur

Pornstar Ruins Her Boob Job

Silicone is gonna start leaking out her nipples and in 3 days she'll be back to an A cup. I think that makes this the cheapest breast reduction surgery ever.

Views: 1,187,844 | Date: 8.19.08 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers