That's a pretty cool magic trick. I would imagine pissing isn't very fun though, probablly soils his pants every time he makes a trip to the bathroom.
Apparently getting your dick hard for a hot pornstar isn't as easy as you'd think. I'd probably blow my load before even getting my cock out of my pants.
I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.
Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.
This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.
She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.
This is fucking hilarious!
It's cumshot time but one of the guys misses her face and hits some other guy's hand instead!
The bangbus crew picked up a real skank this time. Her twat was so stinky 1 of the guys pukes!
Sounds like he's fuckin a jar of mayonnaise.
Not even a cluster of genital warts can keep her from eating out a friend!
For a dollar you can eat out a stripper. For 5 more you can fuck her silly. The HIV is free :P
This dude gets some poop on his dick while fuckin a black chick in the ass. Next time use a condom!
Epic retching.
Double penetration can be risky buisness. Just watch this one till the end and you'll understand.
Her asshole is so tight that he almost premature ejaculates.
So Riley Mason has a pee fetish. In this clip she tries to piss on a guy but she fucks up big time.
Here is a detailed guide on how to become permanently impotent in a split second. I'd absolutely love to see a girl try to do something like this.
