I'm afraid it would take a lot more than a free blowjob to get me to sit through that shitty ass concert. I'm talkin ass 2 mouth at the very least.
Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form.
This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.
This dude spices up his road trip by fucking his girlfriend as he drives along the freeway!
The bangbus crew picked up a real skank this time. Her twat was so stinky 1 of the guys pukes!