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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

Not since ejaculating to Samuel L Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Sea have I felt this much cinematographic remorse. They just let his wonder worm flap around without even an attempt at Photoshop. Five more leading roles like this and she'll be ready for Paul Anderson.

06/03/17 Little Caprice Fail

Most Ridiculous Orgasms Fucking Ever

I have a totally epic attraction like lol. only fuck you once under. Don't I ever include not a fucking internet return entry. so really serious like you know i love like you, only u r so easy living free.

05/10/17 Orgasms

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

Potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone.

Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.

03/22/17 Cuckold

OK SO WHOSE NEXT?!

AKA "how to ruin your reputation on a global scale." Usually it's a good thing if everyone gets laid at a party... but not when they all fucked the same chubby std collector.

03/05/17 Amateur

Woman With Half a Body Attempts Coitus

I hope she makes it in porn because if not, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

02/14/17 Bizarre

Ratchet Compilation 2K17

Another edition.

01/26/17 LULZ

Life of the Party

You know you had fun when the next day you wake up with a concussion and realize you not only left your phone, but you also forgot your clothes, underwear, sunglasses and self-respect at the club.

01/19/17 Public

Not Now

12/17/16 Asians

Mr Big Load

AKA "ukBiggestSpunker" is a sperm chucking champion capable of loads only obtainable by some high powered mutant not considered for mass production.

12/10/16 Bambi Blacks LULZ

Do Not Want

11/26/16 Fail

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers.

Fun WIth Cum

09/30/16 Asians

Better Not Stop

09/20/16
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