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Leave It All On The Stage

198,330 views 12/19/17 Asians

EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

I like her face. I like her enthusiasm. But above all I like her devotion to commitment. Her borderline absent reaction to an explosive device detonating inside her spincther however, has reinforced my stance on late-term abortions. Like, 35 years late. Toss a token in the abyss via the source link.

3,046,076 views 11/27/17 Siswet19 Insertions

WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since responding to an OKCupid message from a girl named The Violator. Results were similar if you replace 'cumshot' with 'Hellmans Tartar Sauce'. And 'private affair' with 'Burger King during rush hour'.

4,234,181 views 11/22/17 MHBHJ Orgasms

Room Service

232,389 views 11/06/17

Lobster Versus Girl

If the 1980's taught me something, it's that ANYthing goes as long as there's a killer soundtrack behind you. Except this. Not even the renaissance of crack will be held liable for this shit.

1,539,957 views 11/02/17 Vintage

Table Service

246,668 views 10/20/17

Primitive Bondage

474,030 views 10/02/17

No One Will Notice 2

195,965 views 09/19/17

Nice Aim 3

244,263 views 08/17/17 LULZ

Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Bridge piercing, stomach tattoos and the occasional rush to the emergency room for soft tissue damage. May I be so bold to say I haven't seen this level of intensity since The Shining.

4,144,911 views 08/13/17 Amateur

Vintage Colonoscopy?

245,241 views 08/09/17 Vintage

Leave A Message

227,279 views 08/08/17 Dogfart Gloryhole

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1.

3,010,481 views 08/05/17 JAVHD Asians

The Caught Compilation 3

A five minute crash-course on how to squeeze every moment out of your favorite side piece, as illustrated by the shameless, the morally-deprived, and the defenders of all things Insane Clown Posse. It's priceless information really. Trust me on this one.

5,997,825 views 07/22/17 Caught Compilations

Nice And Tight

399,752 views 07/03/17 Nasty

Asian vs. Airsoft

Some wisdom I picked up during my 2 hour stakeout of a monster truck rally bathroom: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of those potato-sized welts taking up residence next to her shithole, I'd say this dude used Groupon at the time of service.

2,192,530 views 06/28/17 The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

Not since ejaculating to Samuel L Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Sea have I felt this much cinematographic remorse. They just let his wonder worm flap around without even an attempt at Photoshop. Five more leading roles like this and she'll be ready for Paul Anderson.

3,615,071 views 06/03/17 Little Caprice Fail

First Time Anal Ends In Tears

AKA "How to fuck teenagers for 60% off." So a little burnout QT3.14 thought she could get some extra weed money for some anal. Only problem is she's never done anal and has no idea the hurtin' she's in for.

4,512,704 views 05/06/17 Broke Model Painal

Needs More Practice

205,616 views 04/11/17 Fail

Wallflower Fucks Up Orgy

You ever show up for the orgy but just jerk off by yourself? Or have you ever managed to be cringier than a wannabe white rapper with a pick in his ginger afro? Yea... me either. YAY!

2,884,828 views 04/04/17 Bangbros Fail
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