Lobster Rapes Girl

Lobster Rapes Girl

The eighties were a pretty fuckin weird time. It was the decade that birthed consumer camcorders, VHS tapes, in-home pornography, crack cocaine, aids and most importantly this little gem of porno cinema.

583,745 11.02.17 EF Vintage
The Pet Compilation

The Pet Compilation

A hilarious assortment of clips featuring animals ruining the sexual activities of their owners and other stuff pets do. SONG

2,507,676 01.05.17 Anonymous LULZ
MOTHER FUCKING T-REX!

MOTHER FUCKING T-REX!

Fun Fact: Herpetophiliacs Paleontologists don't really know how big a tyrannosaurus rex's penis actually was. Estimations are somewhere between 10 inches and 12 feet. [Moar T-Rex + Cam Sluts] [Song]

1,888,056 08.17.16 TG Camwhores
Horse Fucker

Horse Fucker

These porn producers, always so preoccupied with if they could, but never stopping to wonder if they should. I can't even imagine how awkward this scene must of been to film for everyone involved. Full Scene: HERE.

4,015,800 09.10.15 Anonymous Bizarre
The True Story of Animal Farm

The True Story of Animal Farm

Depending on who you ask, Bodil Joensen is either a gross dog-fucking prostitute, cult icon or exploited victim. But one thing is for sure, she masterminded and starred in an infamous 70's beastiality film that has scarred minds for decades. More info HERE, HERE, HERE.

4,806,456 06.28.14 Duran Documentary
U GOT WHAT IN YOUR EYE

U GOT WHAT IN YOUR EYE

She just turned eighteen two months ago and got into porn as soon as possible. She never thought this would happen but luckily her co-star has some comforting words for her. Full Scene HERE.

3,458,480 12.16.13 Steve Porn Bloopers
LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal

LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal

I recognize the lisp. It's the same jolly fucker from 'HARDER! Or I Cant Cum' with the unhealthy obsession for rimjobs. Glad to see he's still living life to the fullest - I.E. using your penis to bait, trap and murder insects up some hot chick's asshole. Download the full video HERE.

2,823,704 11.02.11 Noah Porn Bloopers
LOL: She Rather Fuck A Horse!

LOL: She Rather Fuck A Horse!

Aspiring whore confesses to beastial relations with family pets and a lingering desire to suck off Mr. Ed, but when the idea of sleeping with a black man is proposed.. she balks! LOL @ Max Hardcore's random cameo, criticizing her weight and declaring her unfit for a golden shower.

2,200,474 05.24.11 admin LULZ
Lemme Smell Yo Dick

Lemme Smell Yo Dick

One of the shittiest XXX films I've seen in my time... edited down to a cool 60 seconds. It's nothing amazing but fuck... it's got a plot revolving around accusations of sheep rape and worse acting than a Segal flick. How could I not post it?

2,051,821 06.27.10 SpamSam Vintage
Earthworm Jim

Earthworm Jim

A parasite most commonly found in dog shit has taken up residence in the cornhole of this Salvadoran hooker. Not much of a step up but what's amazing is how this dumb bitch shits it out in the middle of her pay-per-view camshow without even realizing it. NOE ES BUENO.

2,616,312 06.17.10 Andre LULZ
A Discussion On Beastiality

A Discussion On Beastiality

LOL @ Sasha Grey's brief facial expression of disgust as Belladonna admits that she's down for dog cock. Some irony to be had in the shirt she's wearing.

2,516,248 06.17.10 admin LULZ
Amazing Horse

Amazing Horse

A live-action tribute to the greatest song/animation of the decade. Addicting as fuck.

4,075,595 04.18.10 admin LULZ
I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

Perhaps my logic in somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.

2,859,415 03.10.10 admin LULZ
He Rather Fuck A Horse

He Rather Fuck A Horse

Hmmm. Cant really blame the guy. If your wife looked like a cross between Rosanne and a lesbian hippopotamus... you'd probably explore other options too.

2,129,486 02.16.10 Suey LULZ
The Headless Penis

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

2,411,866 12.13.09 admin Bizarre
Healthy Alternatives To Anal Sex

Healthy Alternatives To Anal Sex

She rather suck off a fuckin golden retriever than take it up the butt. No joke. They even have an in depth conversation about dog cock just prior to the cumshot finale. Nothing like a little steamy dialogue to keep your noodle hard, right? More fucked up'ness available @ MEATHOLES.

3,380,939 09.22.09 admin Painal
Chuck: The Pussy Slayer

Chuck: The Pussy Slayer

For a moment there, it almost looked as though Chucky was gonna disregard her pleas for a cease-fuck and begin to commence rapage. Mr. Pringles said it best - once you pop you cant stop.

1,631,576 07.28.09 admin LULZ
Zoophile Recruitment Video

Zoophile Recruitment Video

Great news folks! Getting fucked by their horse's 18 inch cock is no longer a prerequisite for new applicants. The only requirement now is just a meager fellatio session with one of their five dogs. Hell of an opportunity!

1,635,541 05.07.09 admin Bizarre
Taliban Snuff Video

Taliban Snuff Video

Ruthless motherfuckers.

2,453,916 04.27.09 admin LULZ
Oink Oink Suck My Dick

Oink Oink Suck My Dick

For a minute there, I was actually beginning to lose faith in Japan's ability to consistently create the most fucked up, ridiculous adult films known to man. Then I was introduced to the latest and greatest - 'anamorphic animal porn'. Pure win.

2,042,883 03.30.09 admin Asians
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