This Doesnt Make You Good At Sex

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Not since the 2005 release of 1 Night In Chyna have I seen a woman with such a fucked up misunderstanding of eroticism. She grunts like pirate with stage 4 throat cancer, pisses all over the place, and has a finishing act that'll assfuck your brain cells.

Uploaded 03/19/12 LULZ

The Pump Master

Meet Scott Taylor. Today Scott is a well respected porn mogul, but that wasn't always the case. Flashback to the glory years of 1985 and witness the Billy Mays of penis pump salesmen.

1,720,013 views 03/13/18 Mildly Retarded

idk, seems pretty predictable to me. Once the enchantment of a $200 payday and living their monthly YOLO moments has worn off, anxiety and regret should be expected. But shoutouts to wish.com for making these precious memories possible.

1,293,651 views 08/01/22 Cum Haters

Anal Won't Make Me Quit!

Girls this determined to finish are hard to find without an Olympian background, so consider yourself lucky. Both for getting to bear witness to this unstoppable force, and for not having to be the one to explain the beef bourguignon shit stains on mom's new comforter.

1,796,061 views 02/20/23 Woodman Casting X Anal

Jingle Ballz

Merry XXXmas from your friends at eFukt!

1,459,359 views 12/24/14 Bizarre

Asian vs. Airsoft

Some wisdom I picked up during my 2 hour stakeout of a monster truck rally bathroom: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of those potato-sized welts taking up residence next to her shithole, I'd say this dude used Groupon at the time of service.

2,098,059 views 06/28/17 The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

Japan's Final Boss

1945: We drop the bomb 1946 - 2016: ............. 2017: THIS

2,212,010 views 12/12/17 JAVHD Asians

HERE COMES THE PAIN

18,208 views 05/05/24

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Der Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure.

11,939,721 views 04/10/12 Favorites

Newb Gangbang Chick Finally Breaks

Take a girl with some obvious daddy issues, throw her in a room with some pussy hungry guys who are into brutality, and what do you get? A very happy and very sore vagina. I think we should give them weapons for round 2.

4,991,321 views 08/22/13 Kink.com LULZ

BUT DADDY IT HURTS!

Backpage's finest goes by "daddy's baby anal queen" and she aspires for greatness via her butthole. The only problem is she hates anal and her possibly worm-infested colon is so tight, it's like trying to fit an elephant in a Safeway bag.

3,202,587 views 03/26/14 Broke Model LULZ

He Only Has One Rule

Dude looks like he walked into a tattoo parlor and said "yes". Luckily he's hung like a brontosaurus to round out these constructive life decisions. Not sure I was expecting that twist at the end though. Kinda reinforcing the whole don't judge a book by it's cover thing, aren't we?

1,528,340 views 10/06/22 LULZ

Awkward Moments In Porn 2

Like when you can't think of a description, cuz you realize everything you post is awkward... fuck.

5,586,286 views 01/17/14 Awkward Moments In Porn