Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds

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Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained .

Uploaded 04/06/13 Painal

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