1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

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You know it's a hooker cause who else puts on a rubber just for s'ing some d? And you know it's his first time cause... well, just look at his face. Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.

Uploaded 09/13/11 LULZ

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Uncomfortable Moments in Porn

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