BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone. [Full Scene: HERE and song: HERE]

2,526,325 04.24.17 TG Anal
Tits and Aspergers

Tits and Aspergers

A 25 year old boy suffering from both severe autism and chronic virginity has found hope in backpage.com. Will he finally lose his V card?

2,232,394 07.02.15 nooseyinabox Premature
The 49 Year Old Virgin

The 49 Year Old Virgin

Meet Allen. At almost 50 years old, he's never had sex and is on the verge of losing all hope. Now it's up to a $400 goth hooker with a heart of gold to help him lose his virginity once and for all... or will he fuck it all up?

2,137,607 11.13.14 Duran Documentary
Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar

Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar

He came packing a mullet, social-awkwardness and the bodytype/skintone of a marsh mellow with prescription glasses. But that day back in 1998, he was a God for 10 minutes at a gentleman's club in Arkansas. Full Video Here.

2,816,113 10.20.13 DB LULZ
The Education of a Spanish Virgin

The Education of a Spanish Virgin

Dude's 18, doesn't know what a clitoris is and weighs less than Ally McBeal. But in the land of fuck-4-a-buck, all that really matters is the size of your Churro... and proportionately speaking, this dude's got a fat one. Emphasis on proportions. Looks like a banana glued to a fucking toothpick. DOWNLOAD HERE.

4,293,845 07.30.13 Mike Virgins
The Virgin of All Virgins

The Virgin of All Virgins

The smile this dude gives off whilst getting his first dick-suck is fucking priceless. Worthy of it's own emoticon. Same goes for the someone-just-farted-in-my-face expression he exhibits once he realizes said blowjob has ended. Every 15 frames lies a Kodac moment. FULL VIDEO HERE

2,875,863 05.27.13 Wayne Virgins
Accidental Anal Devirginization

Accidental Anal Devirginization

Unlucky Spanish chick gets bashed in the butthole - full force, no lube! Prepare yourself. The level of agony herein is second only to Adele handcuffed to a stairmaster. Download the full video HERE.

5,420,078 03.26.13 TG Wrong Hole
CORN: BEYOND BUKKAKE

CORN: BEYOND BUKKAKE

To fully appreciate this, first watch part 1 + part 2. This guy isn't just any mope. This is Corn - the likely autistic, positively virgin pornstar that partook in 114 bukkake shoots, 113 of which the beneficary of his cumshot was a cement wall. Starting to understand the significance of the title? Good, now discuss here. Full videos here + here + here.

3,026,490 02.18.13 admin Mildly Retarded
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.

3,090,868 01.06.12 admin Virgins
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.

5,819,299 12.01.11 admin Virgins
Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood. Full video HERE.

3,177,039 11.19.11 admin Mildly Retarded
The 24 Year Old Virgin

The 24 Year Old Virgin

He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.

3,888,639 10.13.11 admin Virgins
1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

You know it's a hooker cause who else puts on a rubber just for s'ing some d? And you know it's his first time cause... well, just look at his face. Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.

2,868,461 09.13.11 Javier LULZ
I Pwn3d Your Virginity

I Pwn3d Your Virginity

The skeptics will have a field day with this one.. but try to have faith. It makes for a better fap session. Trust me. Full video available HERE.

4,972,385 01.29.11 admin Virgins
I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

Perhaps my logic in somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.

2,866,371 03.10.10 admin LULZ
Teacher & Student Sextape

Teacher & Student Sextape

All participant are of legal age. Read the full article HERE. I like how the 35 year old teacher squirms like a virgin whenever he sticks his teenage pecker inside her - check both he beginning and the end.

3,421,646 01.31.09 admin Amateur
Hurray! I lost My Virginity!

Hurray! I lost My Virginity!

Contain yourself Ralphie, you are now a man.

2,001,318 01.09.09 admin Virgins
Psycho Orgasm

Psycho Orgasm

A self induced orgasm leaves this slut flopping around like a fish out of water. Reminds me of myself when I lost my virginity, except I actually cried a litte. Tears of joy.

1,734,770 08.23.08 admin Orgasms
Bosnian Slut Fucks In A Bar

Bosnian Slut Fucks In A Bar

I should probably visit Bosnia. If girls will drop their panties for dirty old scumbags like that over there, I might still have a shot at losing my virginity afterall.

1,954,510 07.11.08 admin Public
Heart Attack Orgasm

Heart Attack Orgasm

When I lost my virginity 2 weeks ago my orgasm sounded very similair to this.

1,581,651 05.15.08 admin Orgasms
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