Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography

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In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now.

Uploaded 02/05/15 LULZ

Meet "Pimpin P" from Oklahoma. He's your average everyday abusive drug dealing pimp with nothing to live for. Here he is "doin' big thangs", which apparently translates to bullying a cross-eyed runaway into drinking piss and blowing his home boys.

1,661,593 views 03/01/19 Documentary

SHUT UP AND FUCK MY FRIEND!

24,737 views 04/28/24

The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut.

3,314,169 views 03/06/12 LULZ

I Haz a Breakdown

Scene's over and it's time to go home... but first this starlet has a complete mental unraveling. Her tears and plight do little more than generate awkward lulz and kill the mood for the next girl.

2,164,668 views 04/11/14 Breakdowns

TELL ME ITS GOOD DEMON PUSSIE!

A kind hearted real estate agent gets possessed by an evil dick demon and needs help excising it out with dick... LOL WTF?!

2,992,025 views 07/14/16 Property Sex LULZ

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 2

Someone somewhere thought it would be really great to make a 70 minute porn film set in the Victorian era about a guy with a dick for a nose. Today we honor men like that and the amazing master-pieces of shit they produce.

2,542,325 views 09/20/13 Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

How to Ruin Your Vagina

Yeah sure, looks neat now... but wait for the follow up video in a year when the labia is hanging like two flappy pancakes with weird scar-holes looking like some shit outta Hellraiser.

3,132,030 views 04/03/14 Modifications

The Caught Compilation 2

Peeping Toms, Darling Nikki's and other miscellaneous perverts getting hilariously interrupted in the middle of trying to bust nuts.

6,991,688 views 06/04/16 Caught Compilations

ULTRAGASMS

Feast your eyes on a collection of o-faces so outlandish, it would be impossible to get a nut off in public without being caught. Especially if they are a distance shooter. Chances are they'll let loose near an active bus stop and catch one of the locals in the crossfire. It's called "The Cuban Waterslide" and I'm still paying the price for it to this day.

2,533,552 views 10/21/21 Kink.com Ridiculous Orgasms

The Caught Compilation #20

Semi-homeless degenerate gets caught 4 strokes away from superstardom only to be met with the full force of a Starbucks-fueled Karen, ultimately sending his hardon to the boner graveyard. We've all seen it before. BUT, the big game hunter at the 2:15 mark? That predator deserves it's own week on The Discovery Channel.

1,312,141 views 11/02/23 Caught Compilations

Oops, Sorry I Impregnated You

Notorious shake shack enthusiast decides to document one of his many attacks on titan. He sabotages his own rubbers, fakes empathy and could give less than a shit about divorce papers. This could only end one way.

1,417,914 views 01/30/23 Busted!

Hungarian Thot Gets Taught

Some see this director as romantic and passionate, others see his films as pure degrading and exploitative smut. IDK personally, but watching him shoot a screaming jizz wad into her esophagus is pretty neat.

3,679,949 views 03/27/16 Woodman Casting X LULZ