Squirt Fail

2,182,701 views

A little KY Jelly, Egyptian cotton sheets, continuous stimulation of the G-Spot... what could possibly go wrong? I'll give you a hint.. it's shaped like a dodger dog, travels at high velocities and smells like that fat girl from Precious.

Uploaded 03/28/11 Fail

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered.

2,957,722 views 08/24/17 BlowBangGirls Cum Haters

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

3,890,512 views 11/14/18 Cuckold

Creme Fraiche'd

Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered.

4,251,300 views 05/11/12 TeenBurg Fail

Awful Moments in Internet Pornography

A public service announcement on the cons and cons of searching for costars in Craigslist's general section. If their intimate relationship with $5 scratch off tickets doesn't erect your cock, the aroma of Newport Menthols probably will.

1,247,672 views 01/05/23 LULZ

The Absolute Worst of Pornhub IV

At this point I'm not even questioning human behavior. The only thing separating all of us from being narrated by David Attenborough, are complicated sneakers and semi-automatic weapons. Turns out the Internet may have been a mistake after all. Parts: [1] [2] [3]

1,992,131 views 03/13/23 The Worst of Pornhub

Jack the Ripper

Some men need oral stimulation to get off. Others, a $20 shopping spree at Buffalo Wild Wings. And then there's this Vlad the Impaler lookin' mother fucker who needs nothing more than basic silverware to send his himself over the big-O rainbow. Hint: May be better enjoyed while listening to this classic piece.

1,220,374 views 03/12/19 Extreme

The Most Beautiful Breakdown Ever

These two ~~carpet munchers~~ soul mates ~~engage in dikey lesbo sex~~ make passionate love and after cumming her brains out, she breaks into happy tears.

3,383,582 views 11/05/13 Elegant Angel Breakdowns

OOPZ, LOST TEH DILDO

Losing an 8 inch dildo in in a girls ass can have some consequences beyond fecal flavoring. If you can't get it out, the shoot is over and it's an awkward trip to the hospital with an unhappy porn star.

3,604,234 views 02/04/14 21Sextury Fail

Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out

panic; pan·ic1; noun; sudden uncontrollable fear or anxiety, often causing wildly unthinking behavior.

5,400,065 views 04/26/12 Brazzers Fail

Mom Fascinated By Daughter's Sextape

This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless. It contains elder abuse, incestuous undertones and a talking parrot that'll channel your every thought.

7,019,811 views 02/03/13 Exhibition

NEVER USING TINDER AGAIN

24,921 views 05/16/24

American History XXX

1,959,409 views 09/23/14 Bizarre