Oops, Sorry I Impregnated You

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Notorious shake shack enthusiast decides to document one of his many attacks on titan. He sabotages his own rubbers, fakes empathy and could give less than a shit about divorce papers. This could only end one way.

Uploaded 01/30/23 Busted!

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I DON'T EVEN

I don't have words for this. So instead, I will quote Ian Watkins of the band "lost prophets" and say this is "mega lulz".

2,592,622 views 03/08/15 LULZ

Today's lessons: Little Dicky is a literal name (4:21), Tourism is still alive and well (0:11) and statistically speaking, this is the least likely way to acquire an STD in public. Trust me, I've seen 3 full episodes of House M.D.

3,379,884 views 06/25/20 Caught Compilations

8 Uncomfortable Moments

Consider this an open letter to the content creators out there: I will donate the $13.75 I made trading Krypto Kittys with down syndrome to a charity of your choosing, in exchange for promising to never use condiments on your wiener ever again. The balls are in your courts.

1,023,942 views 05/18/23 Fail

THE WORST BOOB JOB IN PORNO HISTORY

It's too bad they don't do returns or exchanges, because these tits look like fuckin' grocery bags with cabbages in them. UGh...would totes still smash, but holy shit them titties fucked up yo!

2,316,200 views 07/30/16 Kylee Nash Modifications

Pornhub's Biggest Deviant

That's it man. As far as I'm concerned vegans have officially jumped the plant-based shark. Not even at the height of one of my patented Acid Trip + Red Lobster Biscuit wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this going behind a paywall.

2,502,863 views 02/03/20 Amateur

NEVER USING TINDER AGAIN

8,513 views 05/16/24

Primative Sexology

Naturally occurring clay has impurities such as rocks & sand in it. There's a way to filter these impurities by planting a female of breeding age directly into the Earth. In this video I start by digging approximately 5 feet into the ground. Then applied our volunteer. This was done a number of times until they realized working retail at Walmart was a better idea after all.

983,148 views 12/01/22 Insex Archives Documentary

The Caught Compilation 10

If your social skank score is measured by the amount of times your bare ass has been caught on CCTV, I'd say these highway hoebags are sitting somewhere between "Code Orange" and "Threat to Society" Now, DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE YOU GO

1,994,287 views 09/20/21 Caught Compilations

Speed Runner Sets a New Record

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1,081,478 views 12/26/22 Premature

The Caught Compilation 18

I'll go ahead and pass on the van life vibes half of these participants are exhibiting, but it's still better than what passes for the norm today: Cosplaying as a gAmEr guRL that rations bathwater for tier-3 subscribtions and "whoopsies" her way through milk toast sexual acts. Pay close attention to that last clip my ever growing OF creators: This is the content we want.

1,629,733 views 03/20/23 Caught Compilations

The Caught Compilation 1

This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted.

10,700,718 views 02/14/15 Caught Compilations

20-year-old "Sex Pro" Can't Anal

Not old enough to leave Food Lion with a 6-pack of Bud Light, but she's already carrying a body count that would make a frat house blush? You'd think by the semi-centennial cock that went 1v1 with DM-TrainTrackFace she would've learned to fertilize the backyard. But... nope.

1,684,550 views 04/14/22 Backroom Casting Couch Anal