The Undisputed Champ of Premature Ejaculation

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What happens when you try to clone Mike Tyson, but the machine takes the eggplant emoji seriously? Sorry, but that specimen needs to be noted here. Was it's purpose to inflict maximum damage, or an aerodynamic choice to reach a new velocity?

Uploaded 09/19/22 Premature

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