Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS

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I've never seen a man so content with having only lasted 24 seconds in the sack. His sexual prowess has the runtime of a Tampax commercial... and all he cares about is using his woman's rump roast as a bongo drum set. Bares some similarities to THIS efukt classic.

Uploaded 10/12/11 Premature

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