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Cocaine Doesnt Make You Good At Sex

Cocaine Doesnt Make You Good At Sex

Not since the 2005 release of 1 Night In Chyna have I seen a woman with such a fucked up misunderstanding of eroticism. She grunts like pirate with stage 4 throat cancer, pisses all over the place, and has a finishing act that'll assfuck your brain cells. Full video HERE.

4,433,439 03.19.12 admin LULZ
Teacher Of The Millennium

Teacher Of The Millennium

She's junior college educated, has a rack to premature ejaculate for, and isn't afraid to slob on the knob after her partner takes a trip to cornhole city. Superintendent Jackoff & Co can hate all they want, this angel is a keeper. Read HERE. See her nastiest videos HERE, HERE, and HERE.

3,863,393 03.09.12 admin LULZ
The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut. See the full video HERE.

2,898,514 03.06.12 Alan LULZ
Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

3,645,861 02.29.12 TG LULZ
Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head

Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head

Working the graveyard shift usually sucks Golden Retriever dick, but it's not entirely absent of perks. During my tenure at the 24 hour Rite Aid, I enjoyed a 10% increase in pay and unadulterated access to the ice cream station. But as for complimentary blowjobs from tresspassing prostitutes... that one's all up to this smooth talking Apu.

1,860,351 02.19.12 TG LULZ
Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman

Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman

There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.

2,683,160 01.30.12 admin LULZ
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

7,898,210 01.25.12 Dylan LULZ
Clam Chowder

Clam Chowder

Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE

4,259,600 01.14.12 Kent LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II

The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] . Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.

5,519,736 12.21.11 admin LULZ
Asian Stoner Has Epic Ass

Asian Stoner Has Epic Ass

She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.

3,597,801 11.23.11 TG LULZ
10 Men - My Agent Said Only 2!

10 Men - My Agent Said Only 2!

Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.

1,778,378 11.16.11 admin LULZ
From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.

4,516,452 11.14.11 Visceral Venom LULZ
Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!

Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!

She took in 596 cocks, ended up with a vagina blacker than Bill Cosby's stinkhole and lost a $50,000 grand prize to some Ukranian POLISH skag. But on a more positive note, she actually looks surprisingly hot when she cries her eyes out. Download the full video HERE.

5,475,094 11.11.11 TG LULZ
Dumbest Girl In Porn

Dumbest Girl In Porn

Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.

4,907,920 10.21.11 tg LULZ
Pornstar Drops 'N' Bomb

Pornstar Drops 'N' Bomb

I believe her first mistake was LOL'ing while getting passionately bulldozed by a 17 inch yogurt slinger. That kinda laughter tends to translate to one thing only - "your ion cannon does not phase me, please bash my ovaries harder". Invitation clearly accepted. Full video HERE.

4,283,971 10.07.11 admin LULZ
Gangbanged, Then Tears Of Joy

Gangbanged, Then Tears Of Joy

This is a scene from GANGBANGED 2. Blacks and whites combine penile forces for the greater good of ensuring Dana DeArmond's asshole will be forever loose. The interview that follows is quite interesting / fucking ridiculous. Download the full thing HERE.

2,875,598 09.28.11 Visceral Venom LULZ
1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

You know it's a hooker cause who else puts on a rubber just for s'ing some d? And you know it's his first time cause... well, just look at his face. Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.

2,896,423 09.13.11 Javier LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

7,369,437 09.08.11 admin LULZ
Man Of The Year

Man Of The Year

I fapped.

3,702,406 08.22.11 Suey LULZ
Sex On The Beach FAIL

Sex On The Beach FAIL

He's got a stage 5 boner on a packed beach and straight up does not give a fuck. They flirt, they kiss, they jerk eachother off like they got 15 seconds left to live. Shits going reeeeal good... that is until... well, you'll see.

3,897,866 08.15.11 Turk LULZ
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