The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

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This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic.

Uploaded 02/06/12 Fail

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Rocco Siffredi
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