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Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

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A Game That Made Me Cum 2 Times in 5 Minutes!

A Game That Made Me Cum 2 Times in 5 Minutes!

Try not to cum during 5 mins with this realistic gameplay! This game have been called some of the most addicting games online, do you have what it takes to play?

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"I destroy teenagers"

"I destroy teenagers"

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Mom's Trust Fund

Mom's Trust Fund

Nevermind the fact that he looks like he lost his virginity to a Hulk Hogan body pillow. I just wanna know why he went for The Baltimore Handshake when another $20 would have gotten him fast-lane access to clam city.

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Roomate of the YEAR

Roomate of the YEAR

LIFE LESSON #237: If someone uses the word negotiable in their Craigslist ad - move the fuck on to the next one or prepare to doomsday prep on Valtrex & Clorox bleach. Discounts are temporary. War-torn genitals arent.

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"sorry we broke ur wife"

"sorry we broke ur wife"

Bitch looks like Velma Dinkly crossbred with a piece of asparagus and has deflated whoopie cushions for tits to boot - how does life get any worse? Becomming a communal sex toy for the YMCA. That's how. Parts 2-6

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