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Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

Dont Slap The Titties!

Dont Slap The Titties!

This is an outtake from Rough Sex 2 where Regan Starr has a breakdown after some dude goes all Mr. Miyagi on her flapjacks. I absolutely LOVE how her asshole is randomly gaping in the beginning of the scene. Lucky bitch will never know the pains of constipation. NEVER.

2,201,552 08.03.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard

Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard

Some college girl swimming in a river gets attacked by a beastly lifeguard, who believes the best way to save a woman is to grab her by the titties and carry her to saftey - which is 100% incorrect. You're supposed to grab her by the vagina. Dipshit.

1,973,274 06.18.08 admin Groped
I Wouldn't Shake Her Hand

I Wouldn't Shake Her Hand

But I would stick it in her ass, assuming her clean-up measures for urban number 2's are slightly more sanitary than what's displayed in this video.

1,314,931 02.09.09 admin Bizarre
The Giggliest Girl in Porn Returns

The Giggliest Girl in Porn Returns

What weighs 95 pounds, likes the look of cock, and gets messy at the Arizona glory hole? Yeah, that chick. Personally she annoys me to death, but some of you fukr's can't get enough. Full Scene HERE.

1,947,383 04.07.14 Dave LULZ
VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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How to Find the G-Spot

How to Find the G-Spot

Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.

256,934 06.09.17 Pornhub Teen
Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

141,358 06.05.17 Inhumanity WTF
VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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Shameless Fingerbanging

Shameless Fingerbanging

What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?

79,808 04.10.17 Inhumanity Busted!
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