Go Away Bro, I'm Masturbating

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Uploaded Oct 19, 2008

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This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.

Busted!

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WTF! That's gonna hurt!

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Mom's Trust Fund

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