Go Away Bro, I'm Masturbating

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Uploaded Oct 19, 2008

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This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.

Busted!

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It’s okay to cry sometimes…

When it’s too much, we understand….you gotta let it go! Running mascara is HOT! Customize your dream girl here and unleash your deepest fantasies in the ultra-realistic game! Let it go! Let it goooo!

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BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

fuckin' classic

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Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

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"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

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Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

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