Go Away Bro, I'm Masturbating

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Uploaded Oct 19, 2008

This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.

Busted!

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A Game That Made Me Cum 2 Times in 5 Minutes!

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"I destroy teenagers"

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Mom's Trust Fund

Nevermind the fact that he looks like he lost his virginity to a Hulk Hogan body pillow. I just wanna know why he went for The Baltimore Handshake when another $20 would have gotten him fast-lane access to clam city.

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Roomate of the YEAR

LIFE LESSON #237: If someone uses the word negotiable in their Craigslist ad - move the fuck on to the next one or prepare to doomsday prep on Valtrex & Clorox bleach. Discounts are temporary. War-torn genitals arent.

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"sorry we broke ur wife"

Bitch looks like Velma Dinkly crossbred with a piece of asparagus and has deflated whoopie cushions for tits to boot - how does life get any worse? Becomming a communal sex toy for the YMCA. That's how. Parts 2-6

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