Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

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Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

Uploaded 09/25/08 Premature

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