The Undisputed Champ of Premature Ejaculation

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What happens when you try to clone Mike Tyson, but the machine takes the eggplant emoji seriously? Sorry, but that specimen needs to be noted here. Was it's purpose to inflict maximum damage, or an aerodynamic choice to reach a new velocity?

Uploaded 09/19/22 Premature

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Friday Morning in California

Essentially this is a public service announcement on the cons and cons of touring San Fransisco. Some will live to tell the tale. Others will merge with Skid Row through osmosis. But all will learn the defintion of of "Ordering the Portuguese Breakfast".

1,518,333 views 07/27/19 Nasty

The Caught Compilation 11

If this year has taught me anything at all; it's that cabin fever has driven desperate people to the edge. Especially the ones that are no stranger to Walmart gift cards and live on streets that are named after presidents. 2022 is gonna be lit ya'll.

2,309,357 views 12/21/21 Caught Compilations

Awkward Moments In Porn 5

Special shout out to clip #12. For those of you that have never had the luxury of riding a San Fransisco BART train between the hours of 12:00AM and 11:59PM, you just got second hand experienced special delivered by Aunt Jemima herself.

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Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

720,077 views 01/27/22 LULZ

Pornstars Sexually Destroy Newbz

Watch these little engines that just fucking couldn't get a new hold on reality as God tier pornstars turn their sexual fantasies into humiliating nightmares.

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Won't Ever Do Anal Again

Porn newbie lays down a pretty killer debut and she even goes for anal in her very first scene ever. I think it's safe to say she'll never do butt sex again after this.

5,026,400 views 06/09/14 Woodman Casting X Painal

"I HAVE A HUSBAND"

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Can't Stop the Cumshots 2

idk what these goofballs were thinking when they decided going public with these acts of treason was a good idea. Something about the return on investment seems a little fucky. Possibly a decision sponsored and brought to you by [Prime™] Energy drinks. [-PART 1-]

1,431,911 views 08/03/23 Premature