YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

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Uploaded Jun 3, 2017

Not since ejaculating to Samuel L Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Scene have I felt this much cinematographic remorse. They just let his wonder worm flap around without even an attempt at Photoshop. Five more leading roles like this and she'll be ready for Paul Anderson. MORE.

THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

RIP JOE ROGAN

98,254 09.14.19 Crazyshit Fail
SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

Ramming your wonder worm into a crazy girl's butthole without consequences is about as probable as Joe Biden finishing a Spartan Race. But you have to admire her dedication.

186,881 09.08.19 Motherless Amateur
A New Level of Desperation

A New Level of Desperation

This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

166,593 09.03.19 IH Teen
That didn't hide her identity...

That didn't hide her identity...

Symptom #39 that you've graduated from tastless MILF meat, to fully fledged bum ranger: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.

122,768 08.30.19 PainalTube Painal
HALF YES, HALF NO

HALF YES, HALF NO

The first girl may have very well ended erectile dysfunction as we know it with nothing more than eye contact alone. The second instantly brought the epidemic back in full force. That's what I call 50/50 booking, BROTHER.

176,034 08.24.19 ML Public
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