YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

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Uploaded Jun 3, 2017

Not since ejaculating to Samuel L Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Scene have I felt this much cinematographic remorse. They just let his wonder worm flap around without even an attempt at Photoshop. Five more leading roles like this and she'll be ready for Paul Anderson. MORE.

It’s NEVER TOO BIG!

It’s NEVER TOO BIG!

Girls lie when they say size doesn’t matter. IT DOES. Customize your dream slut and get her ready to take on the BIGGEST dicks the world has ever seen!

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BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

fuckin' classic

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MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

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"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

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Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

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