The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

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Uploaded Mar 6, 2012

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This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut. See the full video HERE.

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It’s NEVER TOO BIG!

Girls lie when they say size doesn’t matter. IT DOES. Customize your dream slut and get her ready to take on the BIGGEST dicks the world has ever seen!

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BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

fuckin' classic

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Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

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"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

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Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

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