Asian Stoner Has Epic Ass

She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.

Uploaded 11/23/11 LULZ

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