My biggest turn on ever is Asian girls with stupid adorable accents and at least a B cup. This one ups the ante and sets a new standard. Kind of like Subways new Fritos stuffed crunchy chicken enchilada melt. I gotta get me one of those! FULL VIDEOS HERE.
She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.
She's blessed with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons. Obvious perks: 1.) balls deep penetration with Wesley Snipes 2.) forgo any and all defication for years at a time and 3.) you get to be epic drug mule. Perk #2 is where it's at. Check out her myspace HERE.
I've never seen someone so happy to get gang banged in the mouth...but I guess anything beats being back home making soccer balls in the rice fields. [Full Scene: HERE] and [Her Other eFukt Appearance: HERE]
Asian chick gets the elasticity fucked out of her, generating one pussy-throbbing orgasm after another. I have to say, the end result isnt too aesthetically pleasing. After the 5th orgasm her twat starts to look like something off an Arby's value menu.
Some wisdom I picked up during my 2 hour stakeout of a monster truck rally bathroom: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of those potato-sized welts taking up residence next to her shithole, I'd say this dude used Groupon at the time of service LOL [Song: HERE] [Full Scene: HERE]
Dude tries to land a happy ending at the local Korean massage parlor but has difficulty getting past the language barrier. Even a hilarious visual demonstration fails to get his point across. See his previous attempt HERE.
There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.
Chester's awfully eager to do some butt fuckin but fears his wanky might come out lookin like a Snickers bar [bitesize of course]. Luckily this Jap has access to cutting edge medical technology - a Feces Detector 3000. Kinda gross, but I find his dedication to 'safe sex' rather admirable.
This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already more spent than a black man's paycheck. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation. More Japanese madness HERE. .