HURRY UP and CUM!

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Uploaded Feb 17, 2012

UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on blackplanet.com and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew. Here's some pics she sent me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

SUPER NERD VS PORNSTAR

SUPER NERD VS PORNSTAR

See that smile? That's the smile of a man that just realized there's more to life than Mountain Dew Code Red and Call of Duty. Quarantine has officially bonded us with the planet.

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THE MACHINE vs. THE VIRGIN

THE MACHINE vs. THE VIRGIN

Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put into such a 1-sided battle. She actually agrees to fuck the Terminator of ass rippage, cries legitimate tears and has a stage-walkoff that would make Kanye blush.

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THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

Consider the bar officially raised on entertainment that actually costs money. They call it "tipping". I call it "down payment on a restraining order". GET ER DONE.

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MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for.

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The Multi-Talented Camwhore

The Multi-Talented Camwhore

SOMEBODY has been studying her Master the Game by Tony Robbins.

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