HURRY UP and CUM!

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Uploaded Feb 17, 2012

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UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on blackplanet.com and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew. Here's some pics she sent me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

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MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for.

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Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

Twice the girth, and triple the length of anything she's had in the past. Most girls would fear for their lives... but her? I'll let the aneurysm speak for itself.

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Why Porn isn't Filmed in Colleges Anymore

A classic trend that's no longer viable. Why? Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are professionals blending in with real university students. 2 secs of labia flashing sending the Betacuck Frat House off the fucking deep end gives it away.

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Unacceptable Public Affection

Most erections won't survive the last video but trust me - it's better in the beginning. Not "season 4 into season 5" Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.

140,222 06.28.19 ML Public

9 Times Porn Actually Shocked Me

Okay maybe just ONE time... that being the gem at the very end of this video. The part where Ridley Scott finally explains Prometheus once and for all LOL. More of these videos [HERE]

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