Look how happy Miguel is to finally have some consentual sex in his life. Mother fucker even rolls down the window for the neighbors and he proudly posted this video. Although, it appears things went better in his mind than they did in reality.
Aspiring whore confesses to beastial relations with family pets and a lingering desire to suck off Mr. Ed, but when the idea of sleeping with a black man is proposed.. she balks! LOL @ Max Hardcore's random cameo, criticizing her weight and declaring her unfit for a golden shower.
1,534,695 | 5.24.11 | Anonymous | LULZ
Honestly, less than 1% of the shit I post actually makes me LOL. Anal prolapses and horse porn bloopers just don't seem to do it for me anymore. But jesus... the second I heard this guy blow ass in the opening sequence I LOL'd so hard my eyes started watering like an emo kid listening to Dashboard Confessional.
2,133,732 | 12.6.08 | Anonymous | Orgasms