Pretty Much The Shittiest Incest Porn Ever

Pretty Much The Shittiest Incest Porn Ever

Some people have no business in porn. Namely fat people, horses and that dumb cunt from Teen Mom. Today the blacklist gets a little longer with the introduction of this innocuous fucktard. He has the sexual prowess of a catatonic sloth and acting skills so bad Dolph Lundgren's head would implode. Download the full video here.

1,611,172 02.02.16 Porn5 Plugs
Horse Fucker

Horse Fucker

These porn producers, always so preoccupied with if they could, but never stopping to wonder if they should. I can't even imagine how awkward this scene must of been to film for everyone involved. Full Scene: HERE.

3,542,148 09.10.15 Anonymous Bizarre
LOL: She Rather Fuck A Horse!

LOL: She Rather Fuck A Horse!

Aspiring whore confesses to beastial relations with family pets and a lingering desire to suck off Mr. Ed, but when the idea of sleeping with a black man is proposed.. she balks! LOL @ Max Hardcore's random cameo, criticizing her weight and declaring her unfit for a golden shower.

1,880,790 05.24.11 admin LULZ
Brokedick Mountain

Brokedick Mountain

Looks like a horse cock. I don't believe I've ever said that in a non-complementary form.

484,841 04.30.11 admin
Amazing Horse

Amazing Horse

A live-action tribute to the greatest song/animation of the decade. Addicting as fuck.

3,999,907 04.18.10 admin LULZ
He Rather Fuck A Horse

He Rather Fuck A Horse

Hmmm. Cant really blame the guy. If your wife looked like a cross between Rosanne and a lesbian hippopotamus... you'd probably explore other options too.

2,091,184 02.16.10 Suey LULZ
Horse Cock Syndrome

Horse Cock Syndrome

How exactly does one go about obtaining this "syndrome"? I got a snazzy date next Friday and I'm looking to impress.

969,226 06.23.09 admin Tranny
Zoophile Recruitment Video

Zoophile Recruitment Video

Great news folks! Getting fucked by their horse's 18 inch cock is no longer a prerequisite for new applicants. The only requirement now is just a meager fellatio session with one of their five dogs. Hell of an opportunity!

1,586,393 05.07.09 admin Bizarre
Your Cock Will Never Be That Big

Your Cock Will Never Be That Big

Luckily I'll never be exposed to such humiliation at the hands of a woman, for in my hometown of Tajikistan it's a criminal offense to mock a man's penis size, punishable by decapitation via serrated butter knife. But that's not to say a woman would ever have any reason to shame my kidney cracker to begin with. Trust me, I put horses to shame.

2,304,924 01.16.09 admin Amateur
The Orgasm Of Death

The Orgasm Of Death

Honestly, less than 1% of the shit I post actually makes me LOL. Anal prolapses and horse porn bloopers just don't seem to do it for me anymore. But jesus... the second I heard this guy blow ass in the opening sequence I LOL'd so hard my eyes started watering like an emo kid listening to Dashboard Confessional.

2,189,930 12.06.08 admin Orgasms
Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome

Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

3,356,909 08.26.08 admin Penis
Worlds Biggest Cock

Worlds Biggest Cock

God blesses him with a horse cock and what does he do? Turns into a tranny and only fucks men. What a waste... think of all the vaginas he could've decimated with that thing.

4,845,887 08.05.08 admin Penis
Kicked While Masturbating

Kicked While Masturbating

This woman comes up with the genius idea to masturbate under a horse. But the horse isn't cool with that so it kicks her in the back and tells her to GTFO.

3,310,286 05.13.08 admin Porn Bloopers