Death By Vaginal Cockroach

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Uploaded Nov 19, 2008

This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up!

She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

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That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.

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"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

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When Gymnasts Do Porn

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You get the pampered cute girls that are able to toss their own salads. What a magical combination that is.

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Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

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