Cum Haters Anonymous 2

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10 career-defining moments where the recipient acts like they got shot in the face with snake venom. #5 being my favorite of the bunch. It's not every day you discover a completely new dialect and find out what happened to the cast of Small Wonder at the same time.

Uploaded 08/19/15 LULZ

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