RARE: Girl Actually Cums On Facial Abuse

RARE: Girl Actually Cums On Facial Abuse

After boning a good 75% of New Jersey's crackwhore population, Facial Abuse has finally broken some unfamiliar ground - giving a girl an actual orgasm, and apparently an epic one at that... this chick is left more googly eyed than fuckin Steve Buscemi! Full video HERE. Song HERE.

4,778,864 02.27.12 admin Orgasms
Drivethru Facial

Drivethru Facial

Tim Hortons. Some go for the coffee. Others go just to fuck in the parking lot. This couple prefers to do both.. and in opposite order. First the wifey is doused in jizz. Then they hit up the drive thru for burgers and show n' tell - with her face still covered cum of course.

3,039,842 07.02.11 Spamsam Exhibition
I Hate Cum

I Hate Cum

Compilation of various skanks expressing some serious dismay after being force fed a healthy dosage of man gravy. The first clip comes from Facial Abuse and the fat black hobo-bitch at the end that quite hilariously claimed to be allergic to jizz is from Black Vagina Finder. Enjoy.

3,320,610 06.20.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Passed Out Facial

Passed Out Facial

Believe it or not he's actually doing her a huge favor. Semen is great for the skin. So the next time you slip your wife a mickey and jizz all over her face, remind her to thank you in the morning.

4,465,364 06.15.07 admin Drunk
Drive Thru Facial

Drive Thru Facial

LOL @ the cashiers reaction. Bitch you be on eFukt and shit.

774,996 03.24.09 admin Exhibitionism
Easy Clean Up Facial

Easy Clean Up Facial

145,990 01.13.17 TG Bizarre
Showing Off Her Facial 2

Showing Off Her Facial 2

82,983 11.10.15 admin GIFS
Pie Surprise Facial

Pie Surprise Facial

Full Scene Here

59,024 10.22.14 admin GIFS
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

8,049,735 01.25.12 Dylan LULZ
Passion of the Painal

Passion of the Painal

Whore #3 is quite adorable. She may not speak a lick of English, but her facial expressions certainly have a story to tell.. namely "ouch, that hurts", "please hurry up" and "why in the fuck did I quit my job at Hotdog On A Stick for this shit". Live and learn baby. SOURCES: 1. 2, 3, 4, 5.

7,598,884 09.07.12 Captain X Painal
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

7,553,394 09.08.11 admin LULZ
Dude Upstages Everyone @ Gangbang

Dude Upstages Everyone @ Gangbang

One man does in 30 seconds what 7 men couldnt do in 2 hours. His secret weapon? Jackrabbit-esque fucking. Lightening fast and kidney deep. Check the 1 minute mark. Her trembling lips and deer-in-headlights facial expression say it all. Ya did good kid.. Full video HERE.

6,757,739 08.03.11 admin Orgasms
Even Women Premature Ejaculate

Even Women Premature Ejaculate

Lily Thai is ready to gush after just one pump but the cameraman doesn't want his set getting drenched with tuna puree, so she's forced to hold it in till a towel can be found. Funny shit but the real star is the token white guy to her right. PRICELESS facial expression. Video source HERE.

6,590,922 09.07.10 admin Orgasms
The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic. FULL VIDEO HERE.

5,642,466 02.06.12 admin Porn Bloopers
Dumbest Girl In Porn

Dumbest Girl In Porn

Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.

4,967,145 10.21.11 tg LULZ
Pornstars + Cocaine = WIN

Pornstars + Cocaine = WIN

There's something truly captivating about the tap dancing, bug eyed bitch at the 20 second mark. Her facial expression just screams "butt rape me till I poo blood". Definitely girlfriend material. See her full video HERE.

4,017,631 05.10.10 admin LULZ
Her Dad Has A Big Cock

Her Dad Has A Big Cock

Full video available @ Facial Abuse.

3,425,096 04.05.09 admin LULZ
This Girl is Fucked Up!

This Girl is Fucked Up!

She has more issues than time magazine and she's going to tell us all about them while getting getting face fucked and slapped around by the upstanding gentlemen of Facial Abuse. Full Scene HERE and SONG.

3,350,291 07.25.14 TG LULZ
INCREDIBLE: 3 Orgasms in 90 Seconds

INCREDIBLE: 3 Orgasms in 90 Seconds

A truly beautiful ballad about a girl that makes pterodactyl sex noises and a man that pulls off one of the most amazing sexual achievements ever filmed. I think we all wish we had a little Jimmy in us. Full Scene HERE.

3,314,467 06.20.14 TG Orgasms
Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood. Full video HERE.

3,237,334 11.19.11 admin Mildly Retarded
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