The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

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Uploaded May 15, 2013

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.

1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".

263,865 08.20.16 Anonymous Teen
The Perfect Girlfriend

The Perfect Girlfriend

She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

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Slap Happy

Slap Happy

It's all fun and games until you tell an alpha male he's not throwing enough haymakers. The pain doesn't exactly hit her like an uppercut to the fallopian tubes, but nothing is going to make this poster girl for feminism back down. Some call it attention whoring. I prefer the term 'tenacity'.

212,654 08.10.16 Anonymous
First Time, Last Time

First Time, Last Time

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406,916 08.01.16 DP Fail
And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

I've never seen a woman so content with a) being butt-naked in Walmart and b) getting caught in said petri dish with her fruit of the looms on the floor. Her concern has the runtime of a Skittles commercial, and all she can do is giggle like Charlie Sheen in a Botswana whorehouse.

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