The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

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Uploaded May 15, 2013

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.

She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

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That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.

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"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

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When Gymnasts Do Porn

When Gymnasts Do Porn

You get the pampered cute girls that are able to toss their own salads. What a magical combination that is.

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Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

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