OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!

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Uploaded Jan 22, 2012

If there's one thing that never fails to get a fuckload of clicks - it's videos of unexpected butt love. So here's 8 of em. That's right, EIGHT, as in the number of times I defecated after eating crab wontons at P.F. Changs. Enjoy. SOURCES: #1, #2, #4, #5, #6, #8.

Girlfriend of the Year

Girlfriend of the Year

Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?

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The Multi-Talented Camwhore

The Multi-Talented Camwhore

SOMEBODY has been studying her Master the Game by Tony Robbins.

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Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

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Casting Couch Disaster

Casting Couch Disaster

Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel. Full Scene.

294,859 11.13.16 YouPorn LULZ
Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Kennedy Kressler - one of the only "pornstars" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.

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